Game at youth group tonight: “who can floss the best”
Me to 6th grader “you have braces, I bet you’re a good flosser”
Actual: who can do the floss dance the best.
I’m choosing to blame it on the fact that I work for a dental company.
Sometimes when I eat by myself I just think one phrase on repeat until 5 minutes go by and I realize it’s weird. Today’s phrase was: “I might have forgot my guacamole but at least it’s warm outside & Jesus is good.” 5 minutes people. One phrase.
I’ll be back stronger and better than ever! I love all my Hailstate fam and all I want right now is for all of y’all to ring your bells as loud as you can and support this team to a huge egg bowl win! #HaiIState
If anyone wants a summary of my life: my headphones just electrocuted me and now I feel like my brain is full of static electricity and every hair on my head is standing straight up. 🤷🏻♀️
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