Bonang.M

[Ziphozonke @ZiphozonkeL]

I used to say I’ve never been cheated on but they older I get I’m realising that it’s probably safer to say I’ve never caught anyone cheating on me 😭

[n @sinirliprofill]

biri bana SABIRLI ol dedi ama ben wifi sapittigi an mobil veri acan 1 genc kizim

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

The thing about being considerate is you notice how largely inconsiderate most ppl are

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Me once I find a pair of jeans that fits perfectly: 🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[Dessy Ocean @dessy_ocean]

Just because you consider someone in everything you do doesn’t mean they’ll extend that same consideration to you.

[🫧•JD•🫧 @she_JD14]

Asking me if my man has a brother, cousin or friend is equivalent to you telling me you want my man.

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

Men literally piss on the street i promise you can fix your bra in public babe

[remx @biigrem]

“Once you run out of Gmail storage, you’ll stop receiving emails.”

OKAY, THEN MAKE IT EASIER TO DELETE THOUSANDS OF EMAILS AT ONCE. AND WHEN I CLICK “UNSUBSCRIBE” OR “REPORT SPAM,” ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

[Bonang Matheba 👑 @Bonang]

…quick & easy. The staff at our voting station were SUPERB! 👌🇿🇦

[bigboydara!🏌🏾🖤 @_travisofficial]

me at 22 asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.

[Lois Not Louise✨ @Loi_cee]

Yes I'm a book lover, but don't recommend me motivational and self help books.

[Kat.🐅📀💗🇿🇦🇿🇦 @katlemkh]

whoever said we should have local elections every two years was onto something. we cannot be tolerating poor service delivery for such a long time (4 years)

[Rakgadi @Nkinki_]

We are busy with elections ✋🏾

[✮ @istgnolimit]

doomscrolling on twitter feels much more productive than doomscrolling on instagram like i’m just reading

[pablo💕 @Oreoluwa_Payne]

Your pant line is showing.
Yes,because I’m wearing panties 🌚

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Back then, bringing a phone to school felt like smuggling drugs into a country.

[Max @Gottalovemax]

the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.

[` @wtfjossy]

i like twitter because it doesn't show me "people you may know"

[SHAN. 🎀 @wasgoodshan]

I hate when a nigga tells me how much money he spent. You ain’t spend it on me so why should I give a fuck?