Hanzo Hasashi

e-payment solutions expert. Realtor. Avid football analyst. Humanitarian. An equalizer (remember dis). A lover of *keep it strictly simple* (KISS).

[Hanzo Hasashi @BonaOffiah]

@Selfmadeceleb3 @BarackObama @MichelleObama Man knows what he's talking about.
Let him speak.

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@Selfmadeceleb3 @Waspapping_ @remagirlfriend The clown is baiting for X traffic.
Ignore him.

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@jas_d_barbie Two minutes oral workout on my girl's titties and we've got a flood down there.
Na you know where you donate your hormones or which gorilla go through you everytime.

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@Selfmadeceleb3 @yabaleftonline Well are you shocked RN?

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@Dr_Pharouk A dental appointment.

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@SapaNewsUpadte @PeterPsquare God forbid BAT tin.
Let the social/print/visual media immature sellout keep misbehaving till envy and greed completely alienate him.

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@greatnessfx15 @PeterPsquare @nkenkeenyii With a background as epic as your profile picture, who needs an imagination as to what your life's like.
Tozo!

[Hanzo Hasashi @BonaOffiah]

@attah_akor Nigerian celebrities? All of them!!
When you've met and actually have a sit-down with Keanu Reeves, Lil Wayne, Morgan Freeman, Dr. Dre, Pete Edochie, Olu Jacobs (before the illness), etc, you'll understand that standards TRULY have standards.
Yeyebrities...the whole lot of them!!

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@Real_Akinkunmi @PeterObi @NOIweala I hope your puppetmaster say something nice about you at your funeral...that is if they know you even exist.

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You! Where is that unbranded clown with an unimpressive title in MURIC?
The clown yall endorsed is clearly confused RN!
Your rehabilitated brothers & are really dealing decisively with your region!!
Why are you suddenly deaf-mute or are you "safely tucked" in the forest too?
Anu!

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@PastorMarvy Tell that your pathetic puppet master to test the mic again and see what happens.
Unbranded squealing machine you are.

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@Yemojaawoyo .

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@Dr_Pharouk Where do I sign up?

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Just when you thought you've seen it all...
@sportzfytvapk1 @SportzfyTvApk
#hateisreal

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@OKARIAUKE @Eyeofnigeria Is "imbecile" the only word in your dickie or you're trying hard to distract your village ppl from confirming their lifetime efforts on U is actually hitting home?
I hope d peanuts dey promised U will help your forebears get through the inverse curse you're bringing home?
Ozuor!

[Hanzo Hasashi @BonaOffiah]

You unbranded dingbat!
Have you used even half the energy you're bitterly wasting here on the Ojude Oba attendees till date? Talk abt being sensationally silly for no reason!
Is Makinde the GCFR? Can he order the military?
Grow sense 4 once! Your kinsmen are irritated already!!!

[Àlúbàríkà 🇳🇬 @Iyoaiye_]

Seyi Makinde should step down NOW as the governor of Oyo State because his actions are threatening to the security of the state

Seyi Makinde, on May 17,2026, said: ‘it will take the manufacturers about (2) weeks to finish assembling the surveillance aircraft?’

It’s two weeks today Gov. Makinde. Where is our Diamond DA 42 MNG surveillance aircraft you bought for N7.7B?

Those things should be at work by now towards the rescue of the innocent children and teachers

Also to forestall another attack in Oyo State

Rather, Seyi Makinde and APM still have the guts to be organizing a presidential primary election for a man who’s failed woefully at the state level. This must be a joke!

©OyoDecides

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@ruffydfire Kai mana!
This stone wey you throw inside market go knack person papa oh!
Rufai why?! 😄

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@pearlddiva What's missing is a wholesome malice, freshly delivered to to the producer of this carbon poison.

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@ruffydfire I hereby indicate to be a part of this debate, representing (STRICT) good governance, irrespective of what party reels it in.
Good to go?

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@Solobush @pirere001 @ruffydfire @grok Telling you to keep quiet will be an affront to the dumb so I'll come at you like this - until you show proof of all your automobile showroom conquests, no one (especially yours sincerely) gives two f*cks what your life's like.
Keep squealng.