Bonnie Flynn

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

When the government hits its debt ceiling, they simply raise it higher.

When I hit my debt ceiling, they simply take my home.

[Overtime @overtime]

These 3rd graders acting different 🤣 (via @CourtsideFilms)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Def knows more about ball than Skip

[Tyler Morin @JPMorinChase]

My accountant going through all my trades to report a $0.50 profit

[Jim Tressel @JimTressel5]

“Don’t be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can’t cross a chasm in two small jumps.” - David Lloyd George
#QuietTime

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Employee #146,987 at Google ($735k/yr TC) who works 13 hours per week waking up to discover that Twitter is still running with 700 employees.

[Maria Martin @Ria_Martin]

“There’s food in the break room.”
Me:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

8 Things Every Child Needs To Hear:

1. I’m sorry.
2. I love you.
3. Buy the dip.
4. I forgive you.
5. I’m listening.
6. Bitcoin fixes this.
7. You’re important.
8. You’ve got what it takes.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Sometimes people don't change.

Their mask just falls off.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Don't be 70 with no memories. Remember to enjoy life.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

My portfolio every time I place a trade

https://t.co/V3fE8Be5o9

[evn @cryb0i]

can you watch him while i go smoke?

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

When someone say “where’s the last place you had it?” After you lost something

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Gonna tell my kids this was the Federal Reserve

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“Dad, why are all the numbers on your screen red?” Go to your room.