Bond Daddy

convexity

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Pov: you are about to run until you vomit

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@dark_coderz @janiesaysyay @historyinmemes Yea this is literally what the above text said. You AI regurgitating faggot.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

“Mom, how did we get so rich?”

“We’re actually just regular middle-class Americans. Pretty amazing how good we have it in this country, isn’t it?”

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@_willcompton He’s too powerful

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@RawMilkGuy Stanley

[William "Balloon Guy" Kim @TheKimulation]

There are two types of countries: those that can deploy a Tactical Burger King anywhere in the world and those that use the metric system

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@cremieuxrecueil I don’t drink but I used to and that’s bad ass

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film.

This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸

[KC-10 Driver ✈️ 👨‍✈️ B-737 Wrangler @MCCCANM]

A guide to the 4th of July flyover, from right to left & top to bottom.

(I didn’t make this, but don’t know who to credit, sorry).

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@brian_2o3 @BeholdPaleH0rse Imagine folllwing a dude who thinks these guys are lame

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@BeholdPaleH0rse The GOAT and a self made billionaire and you’re criticizing them for being hungover?

Absolute faggotry.

[Foxford Comics @FoxfordComics]

Ulysses S. Grant would shoot you right in your faggot face if he wasn't too piss-drunk to see straight

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The United States of America has now lasted for a quarter of a millennium.

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@GeoSyst86 @Badhombre It’s honestly sad and I don’t care enough about this to keep satisfying your weird, argumentative urge.

Have a good evening.

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@GeoSyst86 @Badhombre Clearly if one group includes not bad people and really bad people, we should not allow that group to hold office. If your opinion is different than that, okay.

Be angry. I really don’t care. Your profile is full of you arguing with people about meaningless stuff.

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@aarondfrancis It’s a joke guy

[Bond Daddy @bond_daddy2]

@Agedo_Memoria No you did it to farm engagement.

Fag

[Jonathan Newman @NewmanJ_R]

Just want to make all the Europeans aware that this little closet for storing tees at a little league baseball complex in Alabama is air conditioned very nicely.