Michael Bond

New account cos I'm stupid and can't remember my passwords

[Amanda Serrano @Serranosisters]

I landed 107 more punches, she got a point deducted and I lost 95-94 lmfao

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

@leefoster7 Ovostream

[Luke Harvey @LukeHarvey25]

It wouldn’t be the votes i’d be reviewing. I would be reviewing his past from some of the videos i’ve been seeing lately!
#TouchAndSmell

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Holiday next week!!!!
And no passport

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Had my flight cancelled only to be rebooked when England are playing!!!!#thanksforthat #easyjet #itscominghome

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Barcelona Friday!!!!🍺🍺 #stag #messyweekend

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Olivia did say that to muggy Mike the lying sly whore

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Olivia is a cunt, hope my tweet gets read out #LoveIsIand

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

The lack of respect being shown for this promising young musician is quite frankly shocking... 🙄 #LoveIsland

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

All these big decisions people are making about who to vote for etc, and then there's me thinking about if I should have a perm done again

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Off to work I go!!! #whatbankholday

[sambo warren @supasambo1]

Can't believe @SkyBet are refusing to pay a clear winning bet. Also customer services are rude cunts

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Jamie o hara squaring up to that old bird in cbb is one of his career highlights

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Working on a Sunday #shocking

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

@leefriend21 yea but then I pop up tell every 1 that they done a good shift to night then fuck off home lol 😂😂

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

I don't mind night work till about 10 mins into my shift!! Then all I want to do is find some where to nap for the next 9 hours

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

Got told I look like keanu reeves last night!! 😂😂😂 They must of been wasted or had shit in there eyes

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

@AimeeWillett @Fact I'd rather be fat then watch a horror film lol xxx

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

180 hours payed over time!! For some fat fella in a red suit to take the credit #Christmas

[Michael Bond @bondy136]

I'm sick of working!!!