crystalpistol

wildly self-assured

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@sorryauntlydia you'll be fine. it takes practice so make yourself go, even though you dread it.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@katiewampus_ and document everything. texts, attempts to call her/her family, etc etc. include any citations from leasing office to clear porch, or empty storage unit.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@katiewampus_ keep track of how much time and money it takes you to clear off porch and storage unit to file in addition to the $500 she owes you

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

stop asking women "when" something is going to happen. it's literally none of your business.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@katiewampus_ I definitely think your gut changes over time. you may not be lactose intolerant, but definitely if your gut bacteria is out of wack, you can have certain reactions like this out of the blue.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@katiewampus_ i mean. they're not hanging out outside, ya know? and there ARE clothes that can keep you warm.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@katiewampus_ yep. i think the NFL knows something is up with him too and still aren't helping him out

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@katiewampus_ holy shit--i'm not surprised though. this happens too often in these necks of the woods.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

it's wild to me that for as dumb as humans are, there seems to be a lot of jobs that require intelligence.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@sorryauntlydia CTE. That's my only explanation for his inability to tell who is helping him and who isn't.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@sorryauntlydia how many copies do you. need?

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

y'all. i might just live under a rock when this decision comes out. i literally can't handle the regression.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@AmberCadabra "...where despite having just completely made this role up, we'll require 15 years of experience as a Chief Multiverse Officer."

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@sorryauntlydia i still cringe when i think about it happening to me in music class in 6th grade.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@katiewampus_ uffda

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

why is the ability to move money not an instantaneous thing? why is it subject to weekends and bank holidays?

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

@katiewampus_ you sell it so well

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

so turns out, i don't do so well on sabbatical.

[crystalpistol @bone_crusher6]

moral of the story: don't work for companies with shitty practices.

[eh @swampcommie]

so zillow let a robot buy up thousands of properties, outbidding real buyers and artificially inflating the market, and now will be laying off a full quarter of its workforce and selling off the properties to rental corps like BlackRock at vastly discounted prices. that right?