newt apologist

(they/it) god is dead. i didn’t kill it, but i did bury it.

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

you have been found pleasing before god, i have been found pleasing god. it was very rude of you to walk in on us.

[WakeyMasaco ❇️ @ jemlyfsih @WakingMystio]

reposting this again

[menace @Kroniebits]

Lord please save these beautiful strong nosed women from the rhinoplasty demons amen

[kanalia 🐤☁️ @kanalia_s]

Good morning this showed up on my tiktok fyp again and I almost cried tears of joy

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

HEY MASSHOLES!!! I’m going to be in Massachusetts from November 2nd to the 9th. If you want to hang out, TEXT ME

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

when i was young i had a friend and her little brothers absolute favorite little treat was a spoonful of apple cider vinegar and it had to be a spoonful bc his parents discovered early on that, if left to his own devices, he would drink a whole bottle in one sitting

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

if there’s one thing about me it’s that i absolutely love to go back through my own posts i have the best sense of my own taste always. like, i really did care about albino animals in 2011!

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

i’m built different (manufacturing error)

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

my brother just texted me for the first time in months

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

working in child care be like:
*engage a child’s special interests*
*get praised for being good with “problem children”*
*you were literally just hanging out*

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

me, in front of god and all of my coworkers: “it’s okay, puppies explore with their mouths. Haven’t you heard? Just like lesbians.”

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

i miss this kid seriously every day

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

this same kid said to me the other day: “counselor salad, can i tell you a question?”
and when i said yes he said,
“i love you!”

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

this same kid said to me the other day: “counselor salad, can i tell you a question?”
and when i said yes he said,
“i love you!”

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

is there a limit to the number of Things that can happen to you in a day? i think there should be a limit.

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

i am at the same time a 45 yo woman going through menopause and a 12yo boy going through puberty and things two things manifest as a 21yo NB with fibromyalgia

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

my daily life has not ceased in its wackiness. eg. the other day a wasp stung the TIP of my finger

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

i should start live streaming and just updating people on what happens to me in my daily life bc honestly this shit is insane

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

i should start live streaming and just updating people on what happens to me in my daily life bc honestly this shit is insane

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

give if up for YD Coordinator ($22per hour) Solis, the Fuckboy Who STILL Doesn’t Fuck

[newt apologist @bonebabey]

give it up for Counselor Solis, the Fuckboy Who Doesn’t Fuck

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

You speak to me like you're my friend but I don't see a friend when I look into your eyes. I see the tickle monster hiding behind your gaze, biding its time