Super Dick

ret4rded gooner gamer who’s addicted to pot. I fucking love making out in public

[𝖀𝖑𝖙𝖗𝖆. 📼 @Play_Giirls]

CarWash

[Super Dick @boneinya]

Yeah, I’m allowed to be picky. Either tip or get somebody who’s going to tamper with your food. I’ve already made $73 in less than three hours this morning.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

@natsmocha None of you have denied the claim and that’s disturbing

[Super Dick @boneinya]

@AvaVtuber_ They should go into a woodchipper for the remainder of their lives.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

@beautyskillz Start shaming “gamers” who can’t seem to understand that if you want to make money as a developer, you don’t make the thing you’re supposed to stare at for dozens of hours ugly as sin.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

I love my guys at crack chicken, but their average customer is a bastard.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

@memeticsisyphus This isn’t a line for the deli. Do your part and allow one single person to get over. Things will move much faster and safer if you do.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

Hi cuties 😘

[Super Dick @boneinya]

People are stating the month off stingy af. Fucking tip or don’t order food delivery!

[Super Dick @boneinya]

I hope there’s semen in your burrito

[Super Dick @boneinya]

Lol I’m duh best. I can decline your shitty offers all day!

[Super Dick @boneinya]

@bellamoaa Damn. Too bad I’m out of the house already.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

You are freaking cute

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@Michaeldudufudu It’s called propaganda. It goes both ways. Everyone is trying to control you, so think for yourself. 🐑

[Super Dick @boneinya]

Anyone who downplays how much work child care is deserves a dozen screaming children at their place of work.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

@valkcy Have fun when you come face-to-face with THE WALL.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

@mmeowxp Have you tried not looking in the mirror for several hours a day?

[Super Dick @boneinya]

Fml I thought I was done feeling suicidal, but this manipulative pos I put a ring on is trying to micromanage my fucking life and won’t let me fucking breathe without telling me I’m doing it wrong.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

People like this make me want to quit, but at the end of the day I don’t put my fucking nose on my glass.

[Super Dick @boneinya]

@tamrielx Not all women are insufferable, but you sure are.