ADHD and Autism thoughts

whoever said a perpetual motion machine is impossible clearly never saw my brain

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im gettin outta here. see you on #Bluesky

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why would i bother planning for the event that i'm wrong if i'm always right

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australian news:
Federal Base Tax Reserve Income Rates Set To Skyrocket This Economic Financial Sub-Quarter
american news:
the handmaid's tale? more like the handmaid's checklist
dutch news:
e leetle dukkie has swammen akross de river!!! :)

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i dont need my sinuses get them shits outta here

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love it when ppl try to put huge things into perspective by comparing it to other huge things. like oh yeah sure i can totally understand how heavy 6000 eiffel towers is

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if x-rays and xylophones didn’t exist, alphabet books would be completely fucked

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im not into reverse psychology. im into opposite psychology. im making a dozen prisoners live out the horrors of going to Stanford University

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i love circumstances. and situations.

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these arent my memories. im just holding on to them for a friend.

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doioioioioioioingggg

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scrombopuloids!!! from ye planet, of ye scrombopuloids!!!!

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electric light orchestra writing a song about being thankful for a blue sky makes a lot more sense once you find out they were british

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the difference between climate and weather is that you use weather when you're deciding between two options and climate is what i do when i see a big tree

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your secret is safe with me because i wasnt listening

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shrinp 🍤

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@theage You can get recumbent bicycles with 2 wheels too! If it had three wheels it would be a recumbent tricycle, right? also please let me become a quiz writer

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your business wife, otherwise known as your financée

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fly me to the moon
let me die from lack of air
which dumbass thought they should send me
all the way up there

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who needs top surgery? just pop it like a pimple

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i'm not into reverse psychology, i'm into opposite psychology. i electrocute anyone who tells me what to do