Just Got A Boner

I get a lot of boners. A lot. I've decided to keep track on Twitter.

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By liking this boner, I mean video, you help it get into the Just For Laughs comedy festival. #JFLMTL https://t.co/SYFp6TBLoX

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No one boner should have all this POWER.

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Just published The First Album by Cats Flippin Birds. Definitely have a boner. https://t.co/ALtdi5KibX

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All these years of having boners and I have yet to learn how to play piano with it.

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My boner has done a lot of amazing things so far in 2017.

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Apparently you aren't allowed on a Ferris Wheel with a boner.

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Way too cold to have a boner right now. Or so you'd think.

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Long time, no boner. Until right now.

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At the Granville Warehouse getting drinks and having a boner.

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Got a boner on the dance floor last night. By "the dance floor", I mean tons of dance floors.

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If being among the first people to ever follow a hair salon on Twitter gives you a boner, today is your lucky day: @PopOperaSalon

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I'll be spending the whole day with my boner out because you can't get in trouble on your birthday

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Donating blood gives me a boner apparently. Who would have thought. #firsttimedonor

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My boner just had a nightmare.

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Trying to play rock, paper, scissors with my boner. It's only option is "half a pair of scissors". (follow @jolly_brain)

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I woke up with my boner stuck in a beer bottle. Still haven't got it out.

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If I made money off this Twitter, I could tell real life friends that my boner pays my rent.