Boner Shirpa

Dedicated hotline to talk you through your embarrassing public erection.

[Boner Shirpa @bonerinclass]

@Embiitch @RiotGamesUSA @NFL @KingHenry_2 @FedEx It's more complicated than that. If you look at his metrics like ypc, yac, etc, you'll see how good he is. Montgomery is a fantastic bruiser. Look at theses top 5 rushers and you'll see they are rushers first. Gibbs is more in the CMC, Breece hybrid category

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@RIPOpthamus @DaltonByers2024 @tylermwebb @SleeperNFL @Pocket_Presence They have maybe the deepest WR and RB rooms in the league. Mason is their RB3 and was leading nfl. Juan Jennings is their WR3 and is a DAWG. WR4 is a '24 1st rounder. Outside of the offensive "skill positions", they may be thin, but I don't think we can say they have 0 depth

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@OvrlyCritikal33 @NoExpertFF 100% - see if you can grab Hockenson or Njoku on the cheap in case Kraft disappoints

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@vancemeek @espn @ESPNPlus Even if you have a cable package, the ESPN app is seemingly 15 minutes behind

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@WFAN660 @CartonRoberts @EvanRobertsWFAN @craigcartonlive What is this “other team”?

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@PackersDiehards Because we all saw Russel Wilson this year

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@BradStanfieldMD “You’re a young heathy man” is all I ever hear, despite my complaints of chronic fatigue, chronic sciatic pain, etc. I had to get forceful with my primary care doctor to finally get my herniated disk checked out after 7 years of agony.

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@BradStanfieldMD I’m sorry, but most primary care physicians BARELY care. They’re gatekeepers that are incentivized to deny genuine treatment by kickbacks from insurance companies to their conglomerated medical groups, and instead overprescribe useless or even harmful medications.

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@N12jamiestuart And then there’s a high text

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@letstalk_knicks I’m just playing man 😂 I’m very happy with the upgrade

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@letstalk_knicks Elf is a really great veteran PG though. He doesn’t have a burner account on Twitter

[New York Jets @nyjets]

football

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@fboyisland @hbomax Wait Nikki... can we just address how hilarious the lower thirds are? Like “Tik Tok-er” and “Bitcoin Investor” 😂

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Idea: The TikTok leggings, but they’re cargo shorts for men #TootedUpDadFit

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My dentist played can’t feel my face while injecting the novocaine

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@tripleMwassup Knicks FAN, singular... That’s not US, that's HIM

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@BleacherReport @ATLHawks Did this dude just invent a narrative that the Knicks have been playing dirty?! What's he on about? Trae isn't getting enough flops per game or sumn?

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D-Rose and Julius respond to Clint Capela's comments about the Knicks' trash talk 😅

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@HershoBarazi @Kybreezyy @oikonisus @UTDMike__ @IrvingsGoat I was not all that surprised. Figured they would make playoffs. Maybe 6 seed? So they were 4 spots higher than I expected. Most expected Knicks dead last and they finished 4th.