Michael Ewon

Anxious CPA / Apathetic Writer & Comedian (he/him)

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

Gotta stay on brand

[Mark LAX @MarkLAXXX]

That D really isn’t that Spikey but I tell ya what…it scraped my tonsils. @spikeydeevip

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@misterkristoff we just finished book 3 and didn't have one of our long running theories verified or debunked. Does Gabriel see Astrid so vividly so often because he sanguimantically consumed her soul after Fabien turned her?

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@keshaworld_ It's Finding You, but there are zero wrong answers

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@Wil_alSeen A friend enjoyed the show and I convinced him to read the books. He just finished shadow rising so I got to inflict this on someone else.

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@kabamity @Web3Gaudi @FilmUpdates @restisents That's how making statements in real life often works too. A good lesson in cause and effect.

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@Karn_EX So cute 🥺

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@L0CKEval @TyTalksBaseball @coladaclan A lot of people in Virginia still call it the "war of northern aggression." Richmond was the capital of the Confederacy. Robert E Lee is buried on a campus in Lexington. Virginia is a southern state even if the more touristy areas near the coast would have people think otherwise

[alex 🌈🌙 🪐🐿️🍅🍜 @albatrosslor]

the bisexuals are attacking ohio starting at 4pm

[kesha @KeshaRose]

ATTENTION! OUT NOW!
https://t.co/hYBJl1IVus

[Shohreh Aghdashloo @SAghdashloo]

Though the Wheel may pause, the story of @TheWheelOfTime must be told. Elaida has not played her last card, and with the power of our incredible fans, we’ll weave this tale back to life. 🙏🏼❤️

#TwitterOfTime #SaveWOT

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@Tripp_Yshevsky Ask yourself "why do we do it that way" & "where did this process start before me/where is it going after?" to identify contact points & relevant users.
Click around the softwares & familiarize yourself to become more efficient. Prep questions for next meeting with supervisor.

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@Tripp_Yshevsky Ask for work/clarification on tasks you know about, and confirm the tasks you have.

If youre at a stand still waiting for other people/departments, go back through your notes and make a list of your daily/weekly tasks and chart out your processes for doing them. (1/2)

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@mazzypopstar They're friends. Chappell likely listened to Lorde's new album and or just new song that has lyrics saying some days Lorde's a man some days Lorde's a woman and chappel asked the obvious question?

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@Neeccc_ @LuigiCaseFiles @DougRroberts District Attorney of New York County [the Manhattan District Attorney Office]

[juh bridgerton 🐝 @piranhadataylor]

this is probably going to be my first tattoo idc

[charlie⋆˚꩜ @gonegirlfriend]

today’s vibe

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

his head too square he’d be in dat mask looking like a funko pop

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@DiaFramps I think the meg and dia music website link isn't working??

Also, was the Be Careful, I Love You, Stay In Touch EP removed from spotify intentionally or is something funky going on?

[Michael Ewon @bonersniper]

@ThatssRich @takethesamples2

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

whoever painted this rock to look like a finger, fuck you