the whimsical honkey

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔!𝟎𝒓𝒆 @wyadesire]

That chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

now why does NJ Transit make this shirt in adult sizes

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

@notorious_CEG I think her visa exp. She was living in bk for a while and playing mad gigs here. Just been traveling a bunch it seems from her ig. Shes bad ass.

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

@magnumdong1992 Some things are instant classics

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

@madsdanae I work literally right next door to Delaney hall and ive been watching this shit for a week now, they're all just beating each other lmao someone sprayed "kill ice kill cops" on my building.

[caleb @sexygrandson]

I wear a condom to bed so that bugs don’t crawl in my thingy

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

@eprombeats On the boardwalk of keansburg nj there was a claw machine with ramen cup noodles as the prize

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Maybe I can use my evil for good

[frick @gofrickurself]

Drinking Dr Pepper and moaning loudly

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

Yes actually

[e ❦ @whimpermanence]

have you considered that maybe you’re a bitter loser and other normal people who are not have better social experiences than you

[ً @yslxay_]

life is a dry ass handjob

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

@ThaDiceMan When I see diceman in the crowd I feel safe

[໊ @wynavira]

what substance do i have to abuse for this unbearable feeling of yearning and limerence to finally go away

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

@white_rabbit42 Maybe

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

Ive seen it a thousand times
Ive never seen it at all

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

@zoeysonline I wish to be objectified then sent home

[the whimsical honkey @bonesawse]

@notorious_CEG Goals

[cee @1ovesickkk]

im so sexy and funny and fucking cursed

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i’m in an abusive relationship with the passage of time