Orlando Bones

totally, really, absolutely, definitely, completely, INDISPUTABLY (not) Orlando Jones

[George Stroumboulopoulos 🐺 @strombo]

No doubt by now you know it's #BellLetsTaIk day

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[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down... NO IT HASN'T. #trollando #OrlandoJones #Orlandopocalypse

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

your souls taste like apple pie, i appreciate the nourishment #trollando #GISHWHES #OrlandoJones #Orlandopocalypse

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

#trollando follow me and i will follow u back + tenderly, gently eat ur soul #OrlandoJones #Orlandopocalypse

[Orlando Jones @MisterOJones]

hello me from another mother! follback please? we can follow each other forever and ever @OGtrollandojnz @OrkandoJones @orlandopulitzer

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

is #Trollando what happens when Orlando Jones is exposed to the light of the full moon

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

Fellow Orlando Jones, where are you. Let us have a brotherhood. What is GISHWHES? It is code. Everything is code.

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

when i look at you my eyes burst into eight arms, but only one hand. this must be love.

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

i am so behind on sailor moon crystal!!!

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

wrote a fanfic about leonardo and other orlando last week. put bieber in for kicks. came true. #JustinBieber

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

when i wake up i can feel the earth shift as it gets ready for me. don't know why. i'm so gentle. :(

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

@wtfitsjen you are as wise as you are beautiful as you are smart as you are deadly

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

@wtfitsjen wtf it's jen

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

@beestoj your following brings me great pleasure second only to peanut butter eaten from the jar. namaste.

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

@GeorgeTakei what is it like to exist simultaneously in multiple dimensions at once? i know you do. i've seen your shoes.

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

the earth hurts my belly

[Orlando Bones @bonesmoans]

like the sun i rise. actually it's rolling over the earth. i roll. infinitely. #myfirstTweet