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@merQrii

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@merQrii I’ll see you tomorrow

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Straight guy bought my drinks at the bar last night because I was “too pretty”

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Work crush made me French toast

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Making out with a married couple on a Monday like oh em Jesus

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@mistressfool Convert

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@Gay__Edge

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When a guy I was seeing told me, “let me play a song for you” and then put this on

[ᴠᴏɢᴜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴠᴀɢᴜᴇ @voguegirlsvague]

Lana Del Rey - Black Beauty

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Got a protein shake instead of a sweet treat with my friends

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Being a rotisserie chicken must be so scary. Within two seconds of it getting into the household I tore both of its legs off and was picking at the skin. Like it didn’t even have a chance to say hi. Sorry boo.

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@merQrii @michaelmoran48 Hi

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Got called a fat ugly whore by an ex’s friend while walking home last night

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@healbuff

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Got called a fat ugly whore by an ex’s friend while walking home last night

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@bonesofaswan First they say she’s too skinny, now she’s too fat. She really can’t win.

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@healbuff Speak on it, and the children will ignore this because they too are afraid of colorful discourse

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Like it’s not that bad right

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Thought the tear at the back of my jeans was cute until I saw a photo of myself from behind and my entire ass was out

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@folkkklore Fab