Ryan Mays

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

@emilyelaine_ like with our fist. Cuz you're to uncoordinated

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

@emilyelaine_ they you go princess https://t.co/W1Ip0uoADl

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

20 Things Really Happy Couples Do: http://t.co/2X0ed9t4g1

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

@emilyelaine_

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

Best show ever! https://t.co/IgElGskDLI

[Supernatural @cw_spn]

No job is too big (or too small) for the Winchesters. Don't miss a new #Supernatural tonight at 9/8c!
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[Symbolic Tarot @SymbolicTarot]

« Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training,for it trains people as to how they shall think » Schop http://t.co/0pJvILQLH0

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Just trying to spread knowledge

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

@Cowboycerrone limitless

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

When someone lies to you, it's because they don't respect you enough to be honest, and they think you're too stupid to know the difference.

[Science News @ScienceNews]

9 years, ~5 billion miles. The wait is over! @NewHorizons2015 is minutes away from zipping past Pluto. #plutoflyby

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Nobody ever figures out what life is about.

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Sleeping naked is actually very healthy for you! See for yourself: https://t.co/3DwWV6CmLS

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

That's very accurate lol https://t.co/u9z2KABApS

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

White dads today

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

@emilyelaine_ u must have not heard the story of Pinocchio

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Why cats bring you dead animals:

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

@emilyelaine_ I don't know how to tell a lie

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

@emilyelaine_ whatever, even my stink smells good.

[Ryan Mays @bonetickler]

@emilyelaine_ your breath? lol