"Why dont you game after you get home from wor-"
IM TIRED. this was a slow shift and im tired and i wanna sleep but i have to do laundry and dishes and adult stuff and IM SORRY
Still cant forget the rapper at open mic night at my local weed bar that unironically sang
"She feels me all up in her prostate" while being hyped up by all his friends.
Wonder what he's up to right now.
YouTuber "Reckless Ben" faces up to 5 years in prison and has had to flee to Mexico after exposing Bricks & Minifigs, a Mormon LEGO company in Utah. The company allegedly stole a sick family’s $200k collection and seems to have weaponized local police against Ben
My phone updated time to see if i can finally use a rewards app for a restaurant like my coworkers told me to without it thinking im in south ameri--
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
"he or she" is LEGITIMATELY grammatically inferior to "they"
- breaks up sentence flow
- unneeded contingency
- clunky and annoying when repeated
- forces an unnecessary assumption onto the reader that acts as a cognitive obstacle
jesus christ this is getting out of hand. On the other hand, the bots slowly decaying into a La Croix essence of English did make me chuckle. This is totally me when I;m gushg through my thog just thg about how voety you're gog to ow me toght
Not me being like the only person at work today even lightly worried about the kitten cries in the overhead. I had to insist someone help me with the ballymoore to look for them. When I finally found them, I found out that they had found them last week and just....left them there and put the palette back up. These two tiny, days old kittens were left for days. And by the time I got them, one had fallen from the second bunk to the first and was super dehydrated and fading quickly. Literally spent a half hour calling shelters and rehabbers as I cradled them to my chest to keep them warm (and examined the runt for injuries, it seems his back legs were hurt and it seemed like he could have a pelvic hernia). I washed the runt and tried to warm him up and finally one of my coworkers got a family member to come pick them up. By that time the runt had gone through an energy spike and then started to still. I was in tears trying to keep him alive as long as I could while still working.
Sadly, the family member told me that he managed to feed the runt a bit once they got home, but when he tried to give him more formula, he stilled, and passed.
The manager I spoke to literally was like "oh yeah we find dead kittens all the time, and when we find them alive we just like put the palettes back up because what else should we do?"
Im too empathetic of a person to ever do that, I guess.