The Old Cuntonian

Very much brew, very little haha.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@JDIrwinbooks To thine own self, be true.
Billy Shakespeare
Truth be told; neither of us are shaping up too badly, are we?

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@JDIrwinbooks Where did it all go wrong?

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@JDIrwinbooks Thanks; decades ago. X

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@MelissaRTodd How was Salford?
I’m there at the end of the month, as a contestant on Countdown.
@tonydoak

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@MelissaRTodd @JP3321 Agreed. OTK has to be hand or hairbrush.
Both work with a buttplug as well.
I’m sure @tonydoak would agree.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@MelissaRTodd
In a world where you can be anything:
Be caned.

[Tony Doak @tonydoak]

If you own a budgie and you want it to ‘talk’ don’t put a mirror in its cage.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@MelissaRTodd My earliest arousals, at about that age, came from Minnie The Minx being slippered in The Beano.
It turned the seat of her black shorts, white. Which seemed to be a lot more fun than anything I was receiving.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@SimonUK1974 It would be my pleasure, certainly not a punishment.
If the legend of the genre also enjoyed it, all the better.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@SimonUK1974 Mrs Cuntonian is away later this month, so about 3 days would be good.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@SimonUK1974 Would be great to see. I wouldn’t want to administer the hiding as I have too much respect for Clara’s buttocks.
Although, they are ( even more ) wonderful having being spanked.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@JDIrwinbooks You’ve aged better than me.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

@JDIrwinbooks @JaggedAuthor Committing atrocities in Piccalilli Circus.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

Warner, Labuscgagne & Smith will score more runs than England in this series.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

FatBread’s 12/5 about Trump is out of line and worth an indulgence.

[The Old Cuntonian @boneypoke]

Two years on, this deserves another listen.

[LADbible @ladbible]

Imagine having your accent mocked by your own two-year-old son 😂😂

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Boris looks & sounds more like a leader after one month than Theresa May did after 3yrs.

[Marc Willcox @MarcWillcox]

Have just heard a paleontologist say this, which blew my head off:
When a T-Rex was alive all Stegosaurus were already fossils. A T-Rex is closer in time to an iPad than to a Stegosaurus.

[Tony Doak @tonydoak]

Fuck me, that @NicolaSturgeon is some special kind of cunt.
“...we have the greatest natural & Human Resources in the world “
Have you ever heard a greater example of claiming racial supremacy?
Having bigged up Scottish oil, claimed climate change was her biggest priority.