bonfire kid

Helping people fill those awkward silences at bonfires by throwing weird topics out there.

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

Do you think it's weird that cheese molds and it's a fungus?

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

What if rain was sprite? That would taste so good

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

Once you go black, you never go back. Once you go white, it's racist somehow #Romney2012

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

How did the Egyptians build the pyramids and how is stone henge here? That's blows my mind.

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

The earth is so weird it's just a sphere that is mainly water that floats around space.

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

When someone says, "and no f@$ks were given that day" I think f@$ks were given because if one didn't give a f@$k they wouldn't announce it.

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

The concept of a phone is so weird. Like how is that even possible?

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

Ever wonder why something taste good? Like why is it that our taste buds enjoy something but hates something else?

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

What if the dream world was actually the real world and the real world was just a dream?

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

Why is it that we sleep at night and not at day? So much cooler stuff happens at night.

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

What if this whole time dogs were aliens and they have been just studying our ways to eventually enslave us all like we do to them?

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

Who was the 1st guy to do ecstasy? I bet everybody else was like Bill why the fuck are u naked and rubbing peanut butter all over ur body?

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

Why is it that drug dealers always have the craziest names for weed? For example, "I got dis devil dick purple zonk, shit makes you on fire"

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

When someone says I'm just going to do me, is that code name for I'm going to go self pleasure myself sexually?

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

Help me share my bonfire wisdom with everyone! I know there will be a lot of awkward silences this weekend at some of your bonfires #FF

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

What if everytime u subtweeted a little baby animal died? I bet twitter would lose all of its bitchy girl users since that's all they do.

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

What if everyone around the world played the same exact song at the same time on a their car speakers. That would be crazy loud

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

What if Taylor Swift was the reason all her relationships ended and it wasn't actually the guys who were the assholes?

[bonfire kid @Bonfire_talk]

I wonder what was going through the directors mind of 2 girls 1 cup. Was he like u know what really turns me on? Shit, lots and lots of shit