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[Yankee @Be_like_yankee]

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

[Aquarius 🛸 Mood @aquarius_mood]

Sooo Aquarius coded

[veeed @idkweeda]

one moment a man's nose is sniffin all up in your armpit cuz he's obsessed with you the next he's freaking out cuz he likes you so much it scares him my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery looking ass motherfucker like get a grip bro

[໊ @user0000O0]

when i remember that my future depends on me

[Aquarius 🛸 Mood @aquarius_mood]

Aquarius reminding everybody how much decorum they have:

[A @whatistheintent]

Niggas don’t be tryna take out the trash meanwhile im dis nigga:

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

They can never make me hate you spanky tanky 🥹

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Being quiet at my age gets pretty embarrassing people start thinking you were emotionally neglected as a child like yeah a little but like

[t. @taeseru]

the most insufferable person of this season being a virgo with a virgo moon is no coincidence mind u

[lee @kieramman]

dream blunt rotation except im the blunt

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

all that forehead and you still forgetting

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[lauren @laurenashastro]

i really enjoy virgo men but only because i know a little trick for getting them to behave when they start Acting Like That

[follow @eathedocument @eathedocumentt]

i know not shaving your legs is like feminism 101, but it’s insane how many comments you get for simply letting your body exist in its natural state like men do 😭

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

men will chase u to the end of the earth to leave you there

[Loky @lokymann]

Co-parenting a pet with an ex