Mai

Zalmoxis’ diary, maker of Thug life Anne Frank, shed builder (wink wink)
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[Mai @bongdirt]

Scroll through all of my Twitter. Slowly.
A pinned post as an introduction simply won’t do me justice

[John Doe @JohnDoe1485822]

Neurodivergency in white women makes them extremely racist

[Mai @bongdirt]

@demo_loversx LMFAO

[Mai @bongdirt]

RED ROOT ANGEL❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹MY GOD❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹TIOSE FOREWARMS❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹THERED❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[Mai @bongdirt]

@JohnDoe1485822 Dude😭😭😭😭

[Mai @bongdirt]

@JohnDoe1485822 They go MEOW MEOW MEOW and rub up on your hands

[Mai @bongdirt]

ROCKS IN MY PUSSY LIKE A COIN PURSE 👛! WHOLE BEACH🏖️ SAW MY BREASTS! DO NOT DIVE INTO MULTIPLE TSUNAMI ADJACENT WAVES! YOUR ASS WILL NOT ESCAPE UNLESS YOURE A PRO WATERBENDER LIKE ME…

[Mai @bongdirt]

@JohnDoe1485822 I do it sometimes also but I notice it a lot more in northerners

Is this because you said “pillowll” lmao

[Mai @bongdirt]

@JohnDoe1485822 Do you have anyone you really love if not then just uhhh

[Mai @bongdirt]

Holding a dollar for the first time this shit is like Monopoly money wtaf

[Mai @bongdirt]

TAHNK YOU KARMA THANK YOU GOD I JUST FOUND A FRESH PACK OF WINSTONS ON THE GROUND AND SOMEONE JUST OFFERED ME TO PARAGLIDE FOR FREE WHAT IS GOINF ON

[Mai @bongdirt]

Before I left I hid some of these items around my park
For good karma, for the homeless,
Hopefully not a child
If it’s still there I’ll take it igggg if not, then the world has accepted my offerings

[Mai @bongdirt]

@nwbble @maplejonesbaba @blondgolian2 @liccachanirl That’s got some pictures under it not the best but I shall take some more and find some
Google can probably do better than me I don’t photograph much
SORRY FOR BLABBERING FOR SO LONG

[Mai @bongdirt]

I feel so patriotic I’m crying my heart hurts

[Mai @bongdirt]

@nwbble @maplejonesbaba @blondgolian2 @liccachanirl Oh my gosh i feel so loved wait i have a little thread on here I’ll send you

[Mai @bongdirt]

@traumareenacted I did this also lol

[Mai @bongdirt]

Ketamine:
A) Gave me a piss kink
B) Took away my piss kink
?

[Mai @bongdirt]

@vrilseeking I figured Thanks stupid

[Mai @bongdirt]

@vrilseeking FOR WHAT! I CAN RETWEET WHAG I WANT TO RETWEET! I DONR NEED TO BEG! I WONT RETWEET FOR THAT!

[Mai @bongdirt]

@vrilseeking Retweet😅

[Mai @bongdirt]

@vrilseeking Is it the piss or the ket mr ice age monkey

[Mai @bongdirt]

@JohnDoe1485822 @derpqween420 I am NOT clicking that link

[Mai @bongdirt]

I don’t even know why that’s my username I don’t even like weed that much probably one of my least favourite drugs sorry

[Mai @bongdirt]

@cyberrssxoxo Dude I think this will constipate you😭😭 PREPARE for the lax