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And I'm too sexy for my hat, Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

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@amelinat I'll keep an eye out for it, thanks for the heads up!

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I only went and nailed the 14th again! Twice in one week now, thinking of going semi-pro.

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I know this means nothing to any of you lot, but to me it's important. Last night, in total darkness, I birdied the 14th. FINALLY taking the elusive birdie bet, and doubling my winnings because it was night. FUCK YEAAAAH! I took a photo of my shit-eating grin, see attached.

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@steensonc I'm just happy we didn't get blown to smithereens!

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Was quite cool seeing our lovely Lake Wakatipu in the latest Mission Impossible. There was plenty of fuss when they were filming here last year. Particularly around the helicopter chase, in the end it was difficult to follow as the scene is very action packed, but still stunning.

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Hop on, Hop off wine tour today. What a bus timetable! Beats the 46A. So. Many. Vineyards.

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Started watching Star Trek Discovery last night. Three episodes in and loving it. Great cast, special effects. Looking forward to watching more when I get home tonight 🖖

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Duck DNS is just fantastic. Simple to use and reliable. So much more stable than a bunch of cron jobs and scripts (at least I learned stuff, I guess...) Thanks @DuckDNS!

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Cryptocurrency is fun. My buddies and I use it to settle wagers on birdies on the 14th hole. However, pints are still the gold standard when it comes to aces.

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Massacred the opposition and got first place playing Quake Champions Instagib. Only now I figure out everyone else was a bot! Gutted! https://t.co/wpYA1XfArQ

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Night frizz, chanui

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Some real honest insight in to some of the harsh realities of being living in a in beautiful place like #queenstown https://t.co/x5LMhxpAu1

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I love this no bullshit @bordbia recipe site. Most modern recipe sites are either clickbait rubbish or you have to read an essay on how the author "discovered" it on some crappy package holiday, bleh: https://t.co/jGIRuyG5Zb

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@bonglady Thanks Cyber-Mum!

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Got a locally grown, seasonal veggie box. Had to use machine learning to figure out what half this shit is

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TIL the difference between a leek and a spring onion, was wondering why dinner tasted a bit off. https://t.co/JttxEzwxdN

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@amelinat Ah so true. Got a couple of radishes here, going to have to get creative 🤔

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Turns out the orange things are carrots

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@danbhala @theTunnelBear I've got a vpn setup here in Kiwiland, if you want to experience some crappy internet I'll send you the connection details!