vince

he/him

[vince @bongo1304]

a world where maddie ziegler and cocteau twins collabed instead of sia

[vince @bongo1304]

sometimes you gotta hit them with the "🦤" and walk away

[grace @gracefurby]

When people ask what the crowd was like at my high school I just pull out this truly remarkable list from my yearbook

[vince @bongo1304]

sometimes there is no other word for it.... iconique

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

after a couple of years of working in hospitality you start to develop an almost supernatural sixth sense for if a customer is going to be rude or difficult, going off very slight, almost imperceptible cues, like a south african accent

[Nazia Kazi @NaziaKaziTweets]

There is a Hamas command center under Mohela Student Loan Servicing.

[vince @bongo1304]

"if you nap now you wont be able to sleep later" baby i live in the present

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Did anyone else feel that vibe shift just now i’m so serious btw

[vince @bongo1304]

i have too much dignity maybe i should settle for less like the rest of y'all

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

unemployed people love to “run errands”

[vince @bongo1304]

why is stupid so bad

[𝔱𝔶𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔶 @tyrannyblck]

some ppls queerness is sooo boring like do a trick or sumn

[Hairline Fraud @miagothstan]

she kinda look like her name is Fatima but in a white way

[vince @bongo1304]

no one would have made it out alive if this was me

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

one of my partners once was like 'you're not that pretty' during a tender moment
i rolled over in the fetal position and groaned for like an hour, and then he went and made me an im sorry card out of construction paper and markers and stickers

[vince @bongo1304]

why does the un have stans

[vince @bongo1304]

whoever coined the term mental bandwidth is going to hell

[vince @bongo1304]

"you smoked crack... you smoked some crack" lmfao

[vince @bongo1304]

that episode of girls where they accidentally smoked crack was the realest shit ive ever seen