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[bongo @bongoism]

i’m laying around

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

[bongo @bongoism]

my life feels tragic like forrest gumps rn

[bongo @bongoism]

i’ve decided i’m going to become a problem

[bongo @bongoism]

computer show me quicksand videos

[bongo @bongoism]

when things start getting so bad u gotta start watching youtube shorts

[bongo @bongoism]

when ur looking in someone’s medicine cabinet for painkillers to steal and all they got is antidepressants

[bongo @bongoism]

@CUMAGAlN_ LOL

[bongo @bongoism]

@notsnrislut ex diddy oomf

[bongo @bongoism]

shave ur big toe bitch we going to miami

[Dr. Biohacker @Dr_Biohacker]

Early signs your heart is starting to fail (& you don't realize it):

1. Check for toe hair.

[bongo @bongoism]

if i had a genie lamp i would wish for 3 egg rolls

[bongo @bongoism]

hey man don’t mind me just gonna barf all over ur carpet real quick

[bongo @bongoism]

five things i can see four things i can touch type of night

[bongo @bongoism]

just knocked the wind out of my chest with my stanley cup

[bongo @bongoism]

don’t care plus i just exploded u in my mind and ur bloodline is cursed now

[bongo @bongoism]

still thinking of u diva…

[bongo @bongoism]

they’re putting protein in stuff that has never had protein before

[bongo @bongoism]

@azure3707 amazing feast with a delicious bread to break with my friends

[bongo @bongoism]

computer show me a bountiful harvest

[bongo @bongoism]

i’ve got theories that i can’t share yet but i’ve never been wrong about anyone…