it’s so over

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[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

My empathy for ariana grande overwhelms me sometimes. I was brought to tears on the bus I cried Please God take her suffering and give it to me.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

If I were a triplet, I would obviously align with one and regularly ostracise the third, occasionally showing him private glimpses of kindness to disorientate him further

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[garshmo @garshmo]

I do wish my mailman had ice cream he could give me for example chocolate or vanilla

[abbi-cadabra @abbigaga]

if u weren’t called an “SJW” all throughout high school we were not moving the same

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

people will know you like odd and weird stuff, and then show you something zany or wacky. those are completely different frequencies my man

[Ken Silva @JD_Cashless]

FBI informant: "Shit I might pop another Xanax..."

Target: *laughs*

FBI informant: So what do you think about attacking power plants?

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

when i was like 10 i had this character i made up called "stank williams" and every time i would walk into a room id scream STANK WILLLLLLLIAMMMSSSSS and shimmy for as long as i could. like imagine being a single mom and you come home from your full time job to that shit

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[durandalcomplex @durandalcomplex]

evangelion environmentally always stood out to me because it’s permanently hot and permanently summer. it sells the feeling that everyone is stuck in time and just waiting to die… oddly familiar to real life, isn’t it?

[🌈( `ω` )⭐🧁 @twwizzlerr]

had my reeth cleaned at the dentist today! (face censored for privacy reasons)

[it’s so over @bongwaterwizard]

i did not gaf about that ship first time i watched but now i am seeing with eyes unclouded

[it’s so over @bongwaterwizard]

rewatching hxh and kurapika and leorio are doing something to me…….

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

coworkering so hard i just said i don't know much about marijuana

[john playful @johnplayful]

Was texted by an unknown number. Thank you to the group chat for the reply ideas

[it’s so over @bongwaterwizard]

why is discord the most confusing platform ever i feel touched in the head

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[َ @saintava]

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"