pa!ge

i am not a gun

[pa!ge @bonkersbeans]

some of us are old souls and also clowns it’s called the duality of man kween

[🟠Ms.THAT N!GGA🟠 @PEEZYY2xx]

HAVING AN OLD SOUL IN THIS GENERATION FEELS LIKE YOU IN A WORLD FULL OF 🤡s

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

July 3: 🛑 If you criticize Israel we will ruin your life. We are watching.

July 4: America is defined by a revolution against a tyrannical ruling class :) 🇺🇸🦅💥

July 5: DO NOT criticize billionaires or their lackeys we WILL terminate you 🔫

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

Patriarchy is so deeply rooted that a woman risking her body through pregnancy and childbirth is treated as ordinary, while a man doing a few household chores is praised as exceptional.

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

There should be an app that lets you drunk text other people’s exes

[yari 🐆 @yareishaa]

the only reason i bounce back quick is because i allow myself to be manic for 3 days

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

gato is a great word for cat

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The only way out really is through

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i'm wiggling.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[550am @josh550am]

30 is younger than 26-29

[dakota @im2hai]

hinge is like omg yay Shit from a Butt liked me

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

For anyone who is confused, the United States was founded on religious freedom, not Christianity.

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Smoked weed for the first time in 6 months last night and felt like I was in the principals office for 3 hours

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

having PTSD is kind of like this

[$ @jxtsummer]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change