Cassandra from Bonktable

i make a podcast about Conquest the Last Argument of Kings less informative and helpful. 🏳️‍⚧️ Volva to some, Hard Mommy to others.

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

they should make a box to carry your wargame guys in that looks like a pizza carrying thermal bag if we're being so real

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

I am a thought leader in the wargaming community

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

i like that yoroni are tier "idk, seems fine I guess!" after the rules revisions

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

spiritually skillen has become the kid brother that brings out the worst in me and mass into our long-suffering mother

[Princess with a Thousand Enemies @pawgofwar]

I love when 50 year old grognards start talking like sephiroth about unpainted miniatures we are playing a game with little toy guys man get a fuckin grip

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

@skitterspatial I learned that from venture bros

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

using biomancy to merge one of my enemies with one of those fish that swims up your piss stream

[Princess with a Thousand Enemies @pawgofwar]

just remember the "death" in "death before detransition" isn't referring to us

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

trench crusade fans are leaving money on the table by not calling the artillery witch Bomby Mommy

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

this is a character assassination

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

theyll never know it but every time I say something like "there should be girl raiders" these dorks should be thankful I didn't say "the girl raiders should be futches with sculpted armpit hair"

[Cassandra from Bonktable @bonktablecass]

it's wild how many t girls play this game and yet none are in the Bonktable discord flirting with me yet