At this point, CT needs an S to F-tier list of memecoins that Z would never buy so that we could pump the hell outta it.
@blknoiz06 Please do the needful, thanks!
Took part in the $MEGA public sale.
I hope all deserved believers & contributors receive that sweet allocation! 🔥
(Fingers crossed)
#MegaETH@megaeth
The $MEGA Public Sale is Closed.
Total Bidders: Over 50k
Total Committed: $1.39b
Oversubscription: 27.8x
Thanks to everyone who participated. Now we allocate.
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Built for you. Priced by you.
Our public sale on Sonar by Echo, starting at $1M FDV, makes you the largest stakeholder in our network. [thread]
Mark Carney’s shredding your money in real time.
Every deficit, every inflation-fueled budget means your dollar buys less and less.
A decade of failure, and they still haven’t learned a thing.
It's almost time we see the most memeable memecoin in existence to have its correction and reach where it belongs.
If $eth leads the market, then its truest beta meme play would soon, too.
The $pepe pump in 2025 is going to be studied.
0x69 prophecy, 69B programmed.
@bobbyong@pudgypenguins Just because $Pengu floods your feed doesn’t mean it’s the most memeable memecoin out there — that’s just the X algorithm doing its thing.
Why should you apply/invest in @almanak sale on @legiondotcc
( https://t.co/lkgwpNyqav )
💰Almanak Vault is sitting at ~ $28M+ TVL https://t.co/4KyBdooCiX giving ~ 50% APY ( based on 90B FDV ) and is also one of the best places to park stables atm.
Raised 8.5m from
@HashKey_Capital,@Delphi_Digital,@BanklessVC,@NEARFoundation etc.
Legion ICO target
🎯 Target: $2M (HC $2.5M)
Almanak Sale FDV : $75M/$90M FDV with 100% unlock
Closest competitor @gizatechxyz is sitting at a $260M FDV with half of Almanaks TVL ( ~16M TVL )
Expecting the Sale to be oversubscribed since the raise is only $2.5M while TVL is about to hit 30m
A more detailed overview by @LeftsideEmiri@blocmates @ https://t.co/4hZ0F3TWjZ
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AI x DeFi just hit escape velocity — and it’s called Almanak.
For years, building a sophisticated financial strategy meant:
• Hiring quants & devs
• Spending months coding & testing
• Managing endless audits
• Hoping it all worked at scale
Almanak changes that forever.
This is institutional-grade vibecoding — a no-code platform powered by an agentic AI Swarm, 3 years in the making, purpose-built for the financial markets.
Here’s what it brings to the table:
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🔹 Agent-built, fully auditable workflows — Every action is deterministic, verifiable, and simulation-tested before going live.
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🔹 Bribe mechanics — Protocols compete for AI-managed TVL, routing capital where incentives align best.
And the results?
• First community-curated vault launched with a \$5M cap — filled in under 24 hours.
• Cap raised to \$10M — filled again in less than a day.
• Users can monetize their strategies via management & performance fees.
While AI coding platforms like Cursor, Cognition AI, and Windsurf are raising billions in valuation, none are building no-code, agent-driven infrastructure for financial strategy creation. Almanak is first to market, and it’s purpose-built to safely manage billions in capital.
This isn’t just “AI in crypto.”
This is AI building, optimizing, and managing DeFi strategies like a world-class quant — and doing it in minutes.
Welcome to the future of capital allocation.
Welcome to Almanak.
@cobie@theunipcs Ser, less risky memecoin beta plays.
If $eth wins, $pepe wins.
If $sol wins, $bonk wins.
And we all know eth & sol would definitely win.
If you don't already own them, these would be a good start.