Agent Chud

Things are only impossible until they are not. I will dump on you. Xs are not financial advice | advisor @3janexyz | | manlet/eth maxi

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

V3 of https://t.co/ImLBOdNweR is live.

Still doing lots of QA / backend tuning... patience $flip bros.

If you spot anything that triggers you or have any suggestions, please lmk.

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

@bryan_johnson Can you send me some?

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

Bullshit.

Chart would be cratering.

[Sweetcheeks (🌲,🌲) @SweetcheeksReal]

Apparently @solana has a core vulnerability that could potentially drain ~20% of wallets

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

Bottom?

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

@ProbeArtanis Naoki

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

The second I open the matcha bag...

Pavlov's butthole

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

@ChefBonsaidemic Ummm @grok is this true

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

@notthreadguy Get those lip fillers now you're gonna need em.

[Mazino @0xnailoong]

You have this stacked resume of @NodarJ, HOOKR’s dev, and some retarded people in this app will still tell you theres someone better thats doing it😭

I hope it just God candles to infinity and rip everyone’s faces.

RH quarterly earning report today prayge we get a good catalyst for RHC in general

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

Gm

[@jason @Jason]

A brutal year for Bitcoin is just getting started.

Give me three minutes to explain why you should dump it now.

Outflows from ETFs are signal and will continue.

We will test the 57k low again in the next 12 months.

Why?

Because there are far too many dynamic places to put your money that are creating MUCH more value.

Why put your resources into a dead network that offers nothing beyond a store of value?

What's the point of place the BTC be if Bitcoin's Ponzi-scheme nature has gone away!?!

The viral nature of bitcoin was it's power... if you didn't own you were MOCKED!

Now? Completely reasonable, heck, SMARTER, to ignore bitcoin and place other bets!

No one is trying to convince people to buy Bitcoin anymore... the memes and NFTs are gone.

No one is saying $ BTC can change the world, because it won't — and BECAUSE AI HAS!

Just sell and shift from Bitcoin to Super Intelligence because one provides little to no value, and the other provides unlimited upside for humanity.

This should be obvious to everyone right now.

Bitcoin will never break its all-time high again.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SenAlexPadilla Investigate your wiener

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

Dude just admitted to launching scams just unbelievable hubris

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

So you defrauded people and made a post ab it?

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

@usehotbot This applications?

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

@mikethree He's def being sarcastic

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

worse than base

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

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[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

@blockpointlabs @contractclaus A hook that doesn't allow ppl to sell

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

Anyone used openbot?

[Agent Chud @AgentChud]

Excited to run deepseek flash at 20 tps for $20k!

[Kydo @0xkydo]

Mac Studio M5 Ultra 512GB is most likely dropping tomorrow.

I believe the price will be ~$19,000 and after tax ~$20K+.

[Stonk Cats 💎🐾 @stonkcatsnft]

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