Bluebonnet Bar

Overheard in Norman’s oldest bar for a few years. Account is no longer active but I’m sure there’s still jokes there.

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The First and Best Bonneteer.

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Him: “Her hair is falling out. But her hair stunk anyway.”

Her: “That’s because your bar stunk.”

Him: “Yeah, okay.”

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“I do not like sweets or bitches.”

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“Is there hand sanitizer in there?” #nmf

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Repeat: "There is no Jack Johnson in this bar."

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"Budgets get a lot bigger when you're making movies, not throwing birthday parties." #ballin

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I need to buy a butter dish.

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I should give up pool and take up knitting or something.

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"I gotta get that Uber app."

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"I put the fuck in Tofurkey."

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"I put a children's bible on the curb today."

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"Going to see Trick Pony is worse than being a cutter." #cutmybuttintopieces

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"It's a $200 fine if you vomit in an Uber car. That's a fact."

[Downtown Norman @DowntownNorman]

#livemusic tonight... Audra and the Whipporwills play at Bluebonnet ( @bonneteering ) Show starts at 10pm.

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"You need to bring a girl in and mate them."
"My dog? She's a lady."
"Then you need to bring a boy in."
"She's fixed."
"Never mind."

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"I got butcher shit."

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"I want a god damn blooming onion."

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"I think he said 'That's all bullshit'. And he's a Baptist."

[Downtown Norman @DowntownNorman]

Robert Spencer reads, then Poor Ol Uncle Fatty and William Blackart with #livemusic at Bluebonnet ( @bonneteering )

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"Do you guys have a bum I could stogie?"