Bonjamin 🐢

vial of cortisol what was cursed by a witch to feel emotions and tweet • international teen podcasting consultant • art twitter: @bonforet

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

Getting out of bed? In this economy?

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

Hey @liberal_party I already registered, but everyone I know who’s tried to register today is getting an error message. Are there server issues going on?

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

@liberal_party I’m registered, but everyone I know who’s tried to register today is getting an error message. Are there server issues going on?

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

1) Biden steps down
2) Harris picks Sonic the Hedgehog to be her new VP
3) Harris steps down
4) President Sonic the motherfucking Hedgehog

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

@CNN @Reuters @nbcnews @cbsnews The hospitals, health centers, and oxygen stations in 🇵🇸 are running out of fuel. They have 24 hours left before they completely run out.

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

@commieberry He’s saying the IMPORTANT things like “the youths are being CIA style gaslit into being trans” and “no one talks to me at parties anymore and woke is to blame”

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

my email inbox is full of brands battling to the death for the $7.29 in my bank account

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

There is nothing so sweet as a midnight bagel

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

[yugioh voice] mind body d-d-d-d-d-dualism

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

@OmarNajam That’s not very “yes and” of them

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

u: blah blah
me: [nods, u hear several acorns rattle around]

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

I’m going crazy thinking about this apparently international trend for 8 year olds

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

I need the @Stillbuff team to know that I covered for a class of 8 year olds recently, and upon receiving an iPad the FIRST thing they did was google big chungus and their dads

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

@DanKuixote You want me to survive a tummy ache AND call a human person? I may be god’s strongest soldier but I’m not that strong

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

@OmarNajam This is what I follow for

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

My 12 Favorite Podcasts of 2022 - A Guest List by Welcome to Night Vale (@NightValeRadio) Creator Joseph Fink (@PlanetofFinks) https://t.co/8ptkDkTQZn

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

and baby I’m a gamblin man

[Bonjamin 🐢 @Bonniferous]

Listening to @EmptyBowlShow when you can’t sleep is a gamble bcs the probability of eating a bowl of midnight cereal increases exponentially

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

@rachelmillman i bought this sick shirt from an artist on ig that says “transphobia has no place in this world” and then debuted it with unfortunate cropping on an important work zoom

[Kate Beaton @beatonna]

I talk about this in on tour, and often in my interviews, but find that it is also often cut down or cut out when published, so. Oil sands corporations and the Alberta government are knowingly killing Indigenous people with industrial carcinogens. They will kill workers too.

[✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam]

me, editing: I can read the waveforms. that one there, that's a laugh. just one laugh. one solitary laugh. I could make it two, you know? two little laughs. I could do that and no one would know

my friend, who was invited under the false pretenses of hanging out: okay