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insta @komradekon

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[April, Lost but Peaking @AprilTurtle_]

Asked a guy at the store of I could get by real quick and he goes "yeah go ahead man kill yourself" but with a polite tone of voice. Kill myself????

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

Crazy things are happening in Stockton

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[Jone @windbreakergod]

Hey babe I’m gonna leave for 3 months can you watch the worst abysmal dogshit of all time

[pierce @cringe_genius]

when i was 5 my father introduced me to a friend of his and for no reason at all i hit him right in the stomach with all my strength. he died a year later

[brandon* @brndxix]

another drink people are pretending to like

[nicholas @wildhorse42]

i dream about ireland like it’s white wakanda

[Dongy @DongyJammin]

guy in Oblivion just said "we must now both awake from this dream and take our places in the real world again. Farewell" and the game crashed and went to desktop

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

r/birdwatching is a beautiful place

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[Sleeping On Gems @sleepingongemss]

"Without You" by Corbin (fka Spooky Black) is now available on streaming services

[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

bro if u lead me into fucking temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

[finley ★ @trquoisehexfinn]

holy shit. “Radiohead”, search that up on spotify. you can thank me later.💯🔥