Bonsai Intern 🌳

(🌳,🌳)
Nurturing Leaves and catching airdrops at @Bonsai_DAO

Join me in here:

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

it's really simple w/ @Bonsai_DAO:
hold $Bonsai -> get produts' airdrops 🪂

bonus:
🔼higher % of token supply to airdrop than the industry standard
💰fundraising+innovative product = rival $Bonsai's market cap?

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

💚

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

Same purpose.🌳
New look. 🎨

Explore the new Bonsai.
https://t.co/z2AjASrAPG

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Back then, games gave you high scores.
Now? Real yield.
Press Start to enter the GM Vaults.
Single-sided, powered by @GMX_IO.

🍔 https://t.co/7dU1ojS1YE

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

@UmamiFinance

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

say no more ✋

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Any of you still looking for a long-term ❤️?
Maybe try something different?💍

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

Bonsai Ecosystem January Update is here!

✅ $Bonsai buybacks🪴
✅ Exit Tech prepares for launch 🚪
✅ Umami Vaults thrive in volatility 🌊
✅ Expanding into Berachain 🐻

And more—read the full update 👉https://t.co/WHTB2jEZra

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

Good ol' $USDC giving double-digit yields in $USDC on @UmamiFinance is boring.

But it works.

[CBB @Cbb0fe]

So @usualmoney team has been claiming for a few weeks that USD0++ was redeemable for 1:1 USD0 so everything was chill.

Today, they stopped the 1:1 redeem function without any prior announcement to trap farmers and keep their TVL.

USD0++ is now trading at $0.92. Please send this french ponzi to zero without mercy.

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

@Cbb0fe @usualmoney What's wrong with good ol' $USDC giving double-digit yields in $USDC? Oh, it's boring.

Yup. But it works.

https://t.co/GjDMC1gLz6

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Order up! 🍟 ETH, USDC, and BTC yield, served fresh from @GMX_IO trader's fees. No tips required, just sit back and enjoy the feast.

🔵USDC: 20.7% APR
🟣wETH: 17.8% APR
🟠wBTC: 20.7% APR

https://t.co/7dU1ojS1YE

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

BREAKING: Biden awards @Exit_Market the Presidential Medal of Freedom 👏👏👏

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

I wonder who's building this

[toki @0xtoki_]

As the DeFi user base broadens from enthusiasts to retail, frontends and UX becomes the moat

These new users won’t find your solidly fork on xyz chain, they’ll create orderflow through a mobile application that settles to your protocol

Execution is a race to zero

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

I wouldn't call this quiet 😅

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

Sometimes the best seeds are planted quietly 🌿 What’s growing next?

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

POV: You’re holding $Bonsai 🌳

✅ Treasury stacking 💰
✅ Airdrops loading 🪂
✅ Buybacks going brrr 💸

Brain expanding yet? 🤯

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

lol

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

91% of people fumble their bags every bull run! (source: my wallet history🙄)

Don't be a fumbler. 🔵40.2% APR on $USDC:
https://t.co/VDIYlx0dtv

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

5/ 🛠️ The Roadmap

The buyback program is just the beginning. Our roadmap outlines developments that will amplify the buyback's impact, with more revenue, stronger products, and a thriving ecosystem.

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

Introducing the $Bonsai Buyback Program—a strategy to boost value, fortify liquidity, and drive long-term growth. 🌳

Plus our fresh roadmap, outlining how it will supercharge the buyback’s impact 🔥

Learn more 👉https://t.co/uGn8j3y2rY

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

My on-chain activity every 1st and 15th of the month: 🪂💸

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

🔵42% APR on USDC
🟣38% APR on wETH
🟠25% APR on wBTC

It’s time to leave the rat race, touch some grass, and let Umami Vaults do the heavy lifting. 🍔

No loop, no leverage. Just yield.

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

@phtevenstrong me ofc

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

@Exit_Market @arthur0x interested? ☺️

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Due to high demand, we're raising the deposit caps on our USDC and BTC Vaults to 100 BTC and $7.5M 🆙

With the 🥇 1# yields in DeFi for both BTC and USDC, now’s your chance to earn even more.

https://t.co/7dU1ojS1YE

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

@phtevenstrong I know it doesn't require a spreadsheet, but you could just deposit into @UmamiFinance GM Vault - non-leveraged 20% APR right now

[Bonsai Intern 🌳 @bonsai_intern]

You can burn my house down with those numbers

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Honey, what’s for dinner tonight?! 🍽️

Looks like a side of volatility with a main course of YIELD cooking in the vaults!🔥

https://t.co/Q1qI6iPUPT
親愛的，今晚晚餐吃什麼？