Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi

baseball fan | loves pitchers much more than is recommended | brad hand, aaron nola, charlie morton, jake degrom, kyle "richard widmark" crick

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

you see. You See (updated version)

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

ok

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

me: [opens game]
"and the guy who everyone says looks like elijah wood but doesnt look like him at all hits the ball"
me: wow im having so much fun

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

IM IN TEARS TBH

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

hey remember when i predicted what was gonna happen just like everyone else did https://t.co/CiSMKfg7gA

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

like dude this has always been important enough to me to make me not care who we get, not care how he does elsewhere (expecting quick improvement btw). im just being selfish. i just wanted him to LEAVE because i was TIRED

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

It's the third game of the season and the Phillies are having utility infielder Pedro Florimon pitch the eighth inning.

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

why didnt anyone teLL ME FLORP WAS PITCHING

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

oh lol what a time to come check twitter

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

[my laptop dies as soon as i unplug it because it has the original battery and barely holds a charge]
me: someone hacked the battery

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

got enough goin on man...just gonna do my own thing

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

so glad i found some other baseball that i can easily watch in person because now im just going to skip minor league games

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

can teams with players i like stop signing players i do not like

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

in other news i unfollowed like 50 people and i STILL see ALL their damn tweets because the people i do follow liked those tweets and twitter has to show me liked tweets every THREE SECONDS

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

why is the mobile site flipped now lmao can i never have any peace

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

that bryant figurine is the most accurate thing ive ever seen in my LIFE

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

can change font but cannot let me put the entirety of driving farmer listening to game on radio (uncredited) in my name!!! for shame!!!!!!!1

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

did twitter change its font today because lol

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

sports journalism: Jeff Passan of Yahoo Sports reported Tuesday that Lincecum could be the favorite to become the team's closer.

me: JIM JNO ,CLOSER fOR THE tEXAS RANGers OF tHE aMEerICAN LAGUe OF MAJOR LEauge BASEBALL

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

every team (except the cubs) needs pat light in the org tbh. just clone him or sometihng ok everyone needs pat light

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

you know what we need tho...we need pat light back in the org

[Driving Farmer Listening to Game on Radio (uncredi @bonsmoltz]

HEY ITS THAT GUY I SAW LIKE FIFTY TIMES IN PAWTCUKET NOW HES A PIRATE AND IM LAUGHING WELCOEM TO THE PARTY BRYCE