KaTie

is this where I write my away message ?

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

our founding father

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

Also nothing makes you feel worse about living alone than the flu. You’re vomiting, shitting, and shaking on your bathroom floor. You manage to army crawl to your phone. You call your mom. She’s asks if this is an emergency. You say no. You die.

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

Nothing humbles you like the flu.

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

It’s actually so scary who snap chat suggests you add from your contacts. Do Urself a disservice and check your snap

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

@DrewCalabro @MargaretOrr I’m dead

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

rip barbara walters thank you for giving us one of the best interview moments of all time

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

@USMNT @cpulisic_10 USA Netherlands

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

@nicolemiliee @TS13ontour Gillette Sunday may 21st

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

@whoseManzisthis I’m actually scared

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

@whoseManzisthis Girl no

[Erin Sullivan @sullivem]

Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

One of the fundamental flaws in the argument gun freeks love to make, the “we didn’t ban airplanes after 9/11” or “car crashes kill people, we don’t ban those” is there is no practical use for semi automatic weapons aside from “I stand in field and feel like big strong boy”

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Senate GOP blocks domestic terrorism bill that would have opened debate on gun measures after Texas school shooting.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

NEW: The House has passed a bill to crack down on price gouging at gas stations by a vote of 217-207. Every single republican voted NO.

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

Imagine naming a dog Chris.

[Zach Anner @Zachanner]

I’m convinced the most destructive force in the world is insecure dudes.

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

@whoseManzisthis Rip ur hands like the rest of us homie.

[@Jamilahlemieux on Threads @JamilahLemieux]

Some of the least skilled, least useful people on this planet have corner offices.

[sharjil rasool @sharjilrasool]

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

[KaTie @booboojeffrys]

Former college athletes love to include “washed up” or “retired” *insert college division level* “athlete” in their dating bio, as if it’s a whole ass personality trait, and GUESS WHAT. I’m here to take the bait.