ur mom

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New boss so real

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@lurnn_ I’m about to break up with him for you what’s his number

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I wish it was possible to live in ikea like a Truman show type lifestyle plus a lobotomy

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@lurnn_ Literally fuck off

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@lurnn_ shut up

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@lurnn_ don’t do that baby ur so hot ahah

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@lurnn_ happy Valentine’s Day Lauren

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@lurnn_ be mine

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@lurnn_ I luv u

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@nomercynonmerci slay queen 💅🏻

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Today at work a grown able bodied man pissed himself then looked me in my eyes and said “can you change me pwease”

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@kaylinvm Wait was last night a full moon?

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My friends always want to hang at my place but I have no patio furniture so I jokingly said we should steal a picnic table from the bar one time. I just woke up to this on my deck. My friends are so stupid I love them

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I’m visiting my parents in my hometown and i just opened my bedroom blinds to my high school boyfriend power washing the tractor. I’m wearing pjs from middle school and I thought he was still in prison.

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My preceptor at work knows I’ve been waiting for a locker space to open up and at the end of our shift she surprised me with this 🥺 Idk I thought it was cute

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heard George straights playing a secret show at electric church tonight

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@LibbyRoach I do not believe you at all

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If anyone’s selling an Idles ticket in Austin let me buy it from you!!

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Lauren’s the only person I know who will go to the bar bathroom barefoot but still wash her hands, she amazes me