I’m not stupid, I’m smarter than you.

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The menswear section at Cracker Barrel has truly gone downhill over the years.

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@NBA2K to who it may concern: hey my friend Zack is alive and well, just bought his first house with his fiancée. However in college he shit his bball shorts just before shooting a 3 and I was wondering what type of timeline you need to include that ability in the next release?

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The generation that cautioned us about a digital footprint is now posting “father is pleased” using their real names on thirst trap Instagram posts.

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@HomeMalone @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake

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@BarstoolBigCat

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@HomeMalone @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake

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@HomeMalone good game 😢

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@MrMatthew_CFB Bama QB had enough time to do his taxes, holy hell

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@Martinas1x still available?

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@amyffffff Just because you can’t get to the rail doesn’t mean you can hate 🙄🙄

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@amyffffff “oh my god can i get a picture??”

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Our Planet II should be renamed “watch this baby animal get eaten”

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@amyffffff sorry

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the longest 6 years of all time, thank God this fan base can feel the joy of kissing the Cup with their luscious lips.

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

The suffering is over. After 6 long years, the Vegas Golden Knights are Stanley Cup champions 🤪
In all seriousness, this organization and fan base have been an amazing story for the NHL and the sport itself.
Vegas born indeed.

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@kc_truthful @FlaPanthers 47 followers, pays money to be verified. Loser 😭😂🤮

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@Vitothelegend17 @MattGambs @FlaPanthers and it shows with you needing to pay for a verification with your sub 300 follower count

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@Vitothelegend17 @MattGambs @FlaPanthers says the guy paying for a check mark, big dummy

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@Pickettsburgh8 @FlaPanthers then they should have beat the Blackhawks

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@Pickettsburgh8 @FlaPanthers I love that you're acknowledging how funny it is to pay for a blue check mark

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@Vitothelegend17 @MattGambs @FlaPanthers the game where the whistle was blown when the puck was lost under Bob