My Name Is Booda 🌺

Probably bored at work, rn lol

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

@thisdudeandwife Yes because a lady really shouldn't be handling that!

[🅰🅽🅸👩‍🦯🅳🅴👩‍🦽🅽🅴🅲🅾21/6🎂 @necoani33192511]

Guardaaaaaaaaa !!!!!.🫪😱🫢🫣

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

I think I only touched a gas pump once in the last 5-6 years. And that was because his ankle was fractured and I'm a merciful goddess lol

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

Aww I remember my partner used to do this lol. On our first date he did this after he took me to the mall and bought me some new shoes because my dumb ass wore open-toed heels... and our first date was at the gun range 😂😂

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

Men, why y’all don’t pay for our gas at the gas station anymore?? 😭😂⛽️

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i cannot wait til you guys turn 30 and realize how long life is and how it's okay to have fun still.

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

First time I ever heard anything like a stain on Hilary Duff's name lol

[Tokyo @Tokyo_pi1]

Frankie Muniz Reveals Hilary Duff’s Mom Got Her Cast in ‘Agent Cody Banks’ Without Him Knowing And He Hasn’t Spoken to Duff Since Filming Ended.

“Her mom was like, ‘Do you know what you’re doing this summer?’ And I go, ‘Oh, I’m filming this movie where I’m playing like a junior James Bond. It’s called Agent Cody Banks.’”

“She’s like, ‘Is there a girl that could be like Hilary that would be good for Hilary?’”

“I had the say of who the girl was going to be. But I didn’t say that to her.”

“The next morning, I show up to the set, and her mom’s like, ‘Guess what? We’re going to be spending the summer together.’”

“I’m like, ‘What do you mean?’ She goes, ‘She’s doing Cody Banks with you.’ And I looked at her and went, ‘No, she’s not.’”

“They signed the contract last night.”

“I was very sad when Hilary’s mom would come on set.”

“And if I told you I’ve never talked to Hilary since the last day of filming, I’ve not said one word to her since then.”

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

@thisdudeandwife I hear her! I didn't really think anything of it before, but I don't like it lol. It's not a rule or anything but I'm pretty sure we agree.

There's just more risk for mess in that dynamic than I'm comfortable with rn lol

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

I'll beat the fuck out of a work wife. I don't do those.

[Big Henzzy @DonHenzzy_]

This confrontation was so funny, no way she said “our husband”😭😂
You should see this episode of Grey’s Anatomy 🍿

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

@mattyaintshit A bleacher as in he hates his blackness so I'm looking at chemical burns???

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

I love him so bad 😩

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

Yeah she was trippin like big shoes. In what world should he be required to bring you back some shit YOU irresponsibly left behind? Niggas too entitled. Then you put a tracking device on him and pulled up to this strangers house?

She should've been shot tbh.

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

Some girl on TikTok left her phone in a LYFT at 3AM, requested the driver return it but he didn’t reply so she showed up to his house with her friends and she’s upset that he called the police and got her arrested????

[dinner plate-sized areola fan acct 🏁 @mattyaintshit]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pop Feed @wildfreakouts]

Man says he saw his high school friend hiding his face while working the McDonald’s drive-thru out of embarrassment.

"We Come From Being, Homeless It Don't Matter Where You Work At"

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

Would I date an older man? Absofuckinglutely not.

[Onye🔝 @Tough_boi999]

SUGAR DADDY POURED THE KIDS SPAGHETTI IN THE TRASH. 😢

[Scrumptuosity @Scrumptuosity]

Then it turns into *Great* pussy 💯✨🩷

[Yu Yu Sockahoe @animalistican]

Now that we have Apple Pay in store, can we get it in the Walmart app or am I asking for too damn much?😂

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

@rjthereckless Who birthday is it?

[Scoop Ball @deystillluvbrit]

I’ll never respect ppl that try and expose ppl for sexual kinks they were cool with before a fall out. It’s lame as hell

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

I never met a bitch that could check meeeeee

[My Name Is Booda 🌺 @boodabeonone63]

My partner can do whatever his beautiful, integrity-filled heart desires!

And I know ima be put through every mattress when he get back lol

[Jazz 🌸 @Luckylibraa925]

Is it okay for a person you are in a relationship with to take a solo trip?