Shake Belton

Love hiking, beer, and the Suns. Rapscallion

[Jenn 🏳️‍🌈 🟧 Soulless Minion Of Orthodoxy🚀 @JNichole0193]

I’m literally prehistoric and I look better than this broad 💀

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Whiny. Little. B!tch

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Happy two year anniversary to this tweet.
I mean how could anyone have seen this coming.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The New York Times reports the Trump administration has subpoenaed several of its journalists after their report over security concerns with the new Air Force One. https://t.co/1yN8l9FYfb

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

His wife wanted new floors and he said over his dead body.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“Margaret Qualley told reporters this week that her marriage to Jack Antonoff has been over for some time. The key moment, she said, came when she realized that she was Margaret Qualley, and that she was married to Jack Antonoff.”

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Are you saying religion is the only thing stopping you from fucking an animal corpse

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

TX Lt Governor, Dan Patrick, claims that James Talarico doesn’t look manly enough to win in Texas.

My guy, if a dude that looks like Elizabeth Warren’s gay, older sister can become Lt. Governor then anyone can win in Texas with the right message.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

@MikeBales @x_is_a_timesuck When one party chooses willful ignorance, malice, graft, and the end of the democratic process, the other might stop worrying about niche issues and start thinking big picture, basic principles, and a fight for who we are. Consider looking within to see why liberalism has changed

[Matthew Oliver @stilldemocrat]

Mitch McConnell has made it to the White House meeting

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

An outrageous attack on press freedom.

The Trump administration subpoenaed several New York Times reporters Friday after the paper reported on security concerns surrounding Trump’s new Qatari-donated Air Force One.

Federal agents showed up at the reporters’ homes to serve the subpoenas.

What has America become?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Statement from The New York Times:

“Our journalists report the facts and advance the American public’s right to know how their government is operating and their taxpayer dollars are being used.

This brazen act should be seen as nothing more than an attempt to prevent the public from knowing what is happening in their country by intimidating journalists from doing their jobs.”

[Alex Kantrowitz @Kantrowitz]

OpenAI is building a device…

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

WRITERS PITCHING A MOVIE TO A24:

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

when I hear someone say "I used to live in Albuquerque" I immediately think this is someone I should be wary of, this person is capable of kicking my ass, or at least they will give me a hard time verbally

[Joe Perticone @JoePerticone]

The vice presidency is America’s original fake job! And JD Vance has a degree in political science from a big state school (as do I).

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Here’s Trump repeatedly lying to journalists on his way back from Turkey, falsely claiming there were no security concerns with his Qatar gifted plane

He’s desperately trying to bury the story because he doesn’t want people remembering that he accepted a luxury jet from Qatar, that it’ll end up at his presidential library after he leaves office, and that hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars were spent upgrading it, yet it’s still not secure enough to carry the President of the United States.

No wonder they subpoenaed the New York Times journalists who reported on it. Sick!

[Lily Altavena @lilyalta]

I used to be on the "heat death" beat in Phoenix.

What I learned talking to experts and reading through many autopsies, talking to loved ones, etc.: No one really thinks they're going to die a heat death. It is truly a way to die that sneaks up on you...

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

>it's real