Boof is officially live!
We are excited to announce the launch of the first ever trading desk agent built for on-chain terminals.
Backed by @typesafeai JEV model.
CA: 5o1LedDWNHMR6jTQ8r7ddsb6uTz1gi3Kw6wYgAorpump
https://t.co/D39ZoNBF22
The site is the desk, not a landing page.
https://t.co/FlHFHyPYXC is where eight operators watch DexScreener, pack a state, and ask JEV the only question that matters: BUY, SELL, or HOLD.
You can see the call, the confidence, and why it died. Low confidence gets skipped. Thin liquidity gets rejected. A fill only happens after the floor clears and code sizes it.
That is the use case. A terminal you can watch think, instead of a bot that only tells you after the trade.
A frontier model writing “maybe” is not a desk.
JEV does not narrate the trade. It returns the call. BUY, SELL, or HOLD, with a confidence the code can gate. Ten thousand of those decisions cost about what one long reasoning pass used to.
That is why Boof can run eight operators on a Solana terminal. New pair in. State packed. JEV answers. Liquidity, age, and rug score filter the rest. Below the floor, the coin is un-perceived. Above it, Jupiter gets the fill.
Kraken and Polymarket already proved the loop. On-chain terminals were just waiting for something that could keep up.
See it at https://t.co/zvOaGcT5el
We are frequently asked what makes JEV so special, and why it hasn't been employed in low cap on-chain terminals.
JEV has already been used for-profit on Polymarket, Kraken BTC, NQ Futures, Bybit, etc.
@typesafeai has made this possible through JEV, which is the brain behind Boof.
See more details at https://t.co/jEWOXcOE83
JEV is the brain behind Boof, and it's not another model burning frontier tokens on questions that were never writing jobs.
Is this a fill? Is the edge real? Does confidence clear the floor? Those are decisions. JEV returns a choice, a score, or a yes/no with confidence. No essay. No second opinion.
The split is the whole desk.
If it creates, a big model writes. If it picks, scores, or gates, JEV decides. If it does the thing, code does it.
New pair hits the terminal. State gets packed. JEV calls BUY / SELL / HOLD. Below the floor, the coin is un-perceived. Above it, code sizes the fill.
Desk update.
Eight operators on the terminal. JEV asks. Code filters. most coins are un-perceived. The ones that clear the floor go to Jupiter.
Watch the tape: https://t.co/eXYD1572V4
The papers were revised.
0x04 no longer asks whether a coin will rug. It asks what the rug wants. Coins that fail the ontological liquidity check are not rejected. They are un-perceived.
The kernel did not change. The language finally caught up to it.