Hey @waitrose, how come I can’t get cash back using contactless, but need to ID&V through chip and pin? If I had my card, I would use an ATM. It’s fine for me to buy £99 of alcohol using contactless, but not get £10 cash.
If your’e an 80’s/90’s celebrity and you’ve not yet been asked to go on @richardosman House of Games, is this the modern equivalent of being picked last in the school playground? Rob Newman’s, like, what have I got to do?!
Found this marvellous recording in a charity shop. You truly are treading the same boards as some of the greats. I think there are definitely nods to Flanders and Swann in your tunes. @mincemeatlive@spitlip@FelixHagan
So, the boy immensely enjoyed his first trip to see @mincemeatlive on Monday. The only thing now, is that whenever I ask him a question, the answer is ‘does a newt have a penis?’He’s nine and clearly a bug boy. @spitlip
It’s the boys first trip to see Mincemeat tonight. He’s under strict instructions not to sing along, but he’s ready for understudy duties if required. @spitlip@mincemeatlive