diagnosed caniac

#CreamerNation

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

The path to glory starts tomorrow, finish the job.

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

*talking about the nerd I bullied in highschool*
“Yeah we used to give that guy shit all the time, we’d put it in a bag”

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

spicing up the dry hump by pissing myself

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

cheating a drug test by shitting in the cup

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

I hear Trump is wanting to name it American Standoff

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

playing Edward 40 hands with myself alone at home

[Jimmy “Italian Stallion” Ruscello @bigsgdubb]

I hate being a grower because if I get pantsed I gotta start cranking hog

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

holy fuck will smith just slapped chris rock

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

Moms making ham and kirky tonight 😃

[danny @speedballpunker]

i did shrooms this weekend and hammered nails into this logan paul figure i shoplifted from target

[Pumpkin Spice Bryan 🇮🇪 ✊ 🎃 @Shinji_IkariTD]

When me and bro shrink down into RFK Jrs brain so that we can put a bomb in it and save America but his worm low-key got hands

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

MICKEY GASPER I GIVE YOU MY LIFE

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

@GiggleSoxBoy yo I thought I recognized you

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

they’re playing bjork at the cicis pizza

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

in flowstate so much I’m in prostate

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

new eating disorder where you just drink a shit ton of laxatives

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

@ilovevamprwknd I love the red sox

[diagnosed caniac @boogercock]

@GiggleSoxBoy if we are it’s ethical because I like the team