Mark Booker

Acting. Films. TVs. Musics. Lots of weird stuff. I sometimes make music as Professor Lafferty. There’s songs and everything. It’s crazy.

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A deep dive into the bizarre history of the word ‘robot’ and its 2000 year journey from Northern Arabia to Europe, most notably Czechoslovakia, and ultimately to America and Isaac Asimov’s seminal 1950s book of short stories.

https://t.co/wz4xUV7VPx

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@Stray_Kids My daughter saw that Seungmin was hiding his smile again, likely because of internet haters, and she just wants him to know that she thinks he should keep smiling, that he shouldn’t listen to them, and their words don’t mean anything. He is loved.

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@concordcoach Cool customer service. 👎 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

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@AltitudeTV @NBA I hate you both for making things hard. You make it hard to enjoy things. Rethink what you value. Or eat shit. Whatever.

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@AltitudeTV why are you the worst thing ever? Why are you so bad? Why does the Kronke ownership ruin everything good in the world. I hate you. I hate you so very much.

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@KippLAdams Sure. Then this speed means nothing for championship-level football. Fun to watch some weeks. But, unfortunately, not transcendent. Which is too bad. This feels like it should means something.

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@JothamKitara Guys in the Super Bowl couldn’t catch Patrick Mahomes from behind. Don’t tell me this matters in the NFL.

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@Ticketmaster Fuck you.

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@Liz_Cheney @JuddApatow The Penguin lives!!!

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@LibbySteve @WhyIsRobbieMad @AndyRichter We should just let him. So comments like this are more historic.

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@TheRickWilson I know your meager existence has assigned you power. But trust everyone is catching on to your embryonic intelligence and no one, now or ever, has respected you.

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@TheRickWilson But I guess, in solidarity, future cops are winning their wrestling matches and being spoon-fed what amounts to uneducated drivel at a level that makes their oddly homoerotic banter between whatever parentage they were assigned a decent existence.

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@barneygoogleATX @BaseballQuotes1 Nope. Just call it like I saw. He’s been garbage always. Garbage human, too.

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@wallisevan22 @MLB He’s heated because he’s guilty. No other reason for a “professional” to react like that.

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@CNN You should go to that location and get your bag. Am I missing something?

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If you think there is any conceivable way that #WillSmith would get up on national TV, in front of his peers, and hit someone without it being a rehearsed stunt, shows me a lot about you. Andy Kaufman wasn’t that long ago, was it? #WillAndChris

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Marketer: I had to trick you into going to my website.

Consumer: How dare you!

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@ThatEricAlper “I hated this year’s super bowl halftime show.” I loved it but that sentence is very telling.