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[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

A river that has fed generations is being emptied. Not by its own people. But by strangers.

This is River Yala. The river that originates from Nandi Hills and terminates in Lake Victoria.

Chinese nationals are dredging, seeking to extract gold in the middle of the river.

#ProtectedPlunder: https://t.co/xokvDX4rnr

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Egypt has been robbed!

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Me coming to God asking for my daily bread… and a little extra for the bills.

[bigsock @biggersocks]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

OMG.

🇰🇪 Sabastian Sawe becomes the first man ever to break 2 hours in a marathon (legal conditions) in 1:59:30 at the London Marathon!

Yomif Kejelcha 🇪🇹 runs 1:59:41 in his DEBUT.

Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬 takes third in 2:00:28

All under the previous WR.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

Women are beautiful, mahn. I wish they were good people.

[State Department for Foreign Affairs | Kenya @ForeignOfficeKE]

ADVISORY TO KENYANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOLLOWING CONFLICT ESCALATION.

[AndyJnr ° Umaru  @AndyjnrUmaru]

Legends, were you really there??

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Stop texting first and see how many dead plants you've been watering.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Everyday I understand why alcohol isn’t allowed in these countries 😂

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

It's android until you break a Samsung user screen

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Fresh haircut don't even last long like it used to anymore.

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

Me at war, in a corner sharing memes because I ran out of bullets😭……

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

He really did it 🔥🔥

[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

This is why you should register as a voter.

[Segera The Don @segera_clinton]

You must listen to this so emotional😭😭😭💔💔

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around because once again, the gods of drama have decided to serve us another five star episode of That Thing Called Mareej! This time, we meet our hero, a hardworking omwami who left home early to chase the elusive shilling. Little did he know that back home, another qualified engineer was conducting power cable maintenance in his kilgoris horizontal architecture!

While Omwami was out there sweating in the sun, another ninja was busy reconnecting his power grid illegally, performing unlicensed maintenance on the main transformer, and conducting diameter calibration without approval from the Engineers Board of Kenya.

When Omwami came back and found the intruder still testing voltage levels, he didn’t even wait for Kenya Power to be notified. The man grabbed his kifoi, the universal tool of disciplinary action and launched Operation Disconnect.

Eyewitnesses say wires started flying, the ninja performed a 200-meter sprint in slippers, and the culprits evacuated Kihuti like it was a nuclear drill. By the time the dust settled, one thing was clear, KPLC can’t compete with rural justice! May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀