Billie Nye

Patiently waiting for the "ChickenHead" to come back so I can "show ya what I got for a porkchop 🐔"

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

@crissles May the bridges I burn light my way forward ✌🏾

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

@NatDeVarona Now I’m in Germany...next to a farm

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

Apparently I low key made the staff open up the hotel restaurant just for me...I don’t wanna pay room service fees or leave the hotel🤷🏾‍♀️

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

@GabbySidibe The only time I drink juice or soda is when it’s mixed with alcohol. Best decision I’ve made

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

Smiley faces in work emails are the equivalent of adding “lol” to a controversial text

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

stop interviewing white nationalists! they are just racist, they don’t have anything new to say!

[Platini 🦁🍽️ @platini954]

I was wondering what he's been up to since the ambulance video.

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

@Unaamorcita I used to call one of the new hires lil’ Pete in meetings just to be funny. He pulled me to the side and let me know how it made him feel and I stopped immediately. A one off private conversation should make it stop

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

@Unaamorcita Power play

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

Someone just asked me join an “urgent” call at 11pm...it’s razors, nothing is that damn urgent

[carl reiner @carlreiner]

What is on my mind will be coming out of my mouth as you watch this:

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

Since I’m traveling solo, I’ve taken up reading newspapers. It’s actually really nice, I totally get the appeal

[Eric Esteves @EricMEsteves]

'The Gentrification Game' Puts Boston's Stark Changes In Sharp Relief https://t.co/g2HLmJGRND by @Jwills1 via @WBURartery @WBUR @ToryShiloh

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Yes, Cardi B said "footages." Yes, it's a word. It's also trending on https://t.co/OeJELgy3YL.

https://t.co/iRNd3L8qsR

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

I was in Brazil during the inauguration of Trump for work. My colleagues told me how disappointed they were in the US for electing him, and how fearful they were because they knew other countries would follow suit. 2 years later and I see this.

[Tar Heel @UNCisFamily]

@wsoctv South Park's 1st episode this season is about students trying to do their classwork while school shootings keep happening.

So a cynical cartoon has correctly predicted the apathy towards school shootings in America. Bullets flying, dead student, keep doing your math problems.

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

@Bougie_Bre I would but I got Marley twists

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I’m supposed to come up with a costume and all I’ve brought on this trip are business casual clothes 😩

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

@Unaamorcita

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

The insane part of this story, is that this was my first time getting a pumpkin spice latte, and I could barely finish it because it was so sweet🤷🏾‍♀️

[Billie Nye @bookofsamuel48]

I’m here in Geneva, Switzerland for work by myself. I went on a walking tour of the city, and met two other tourists. We ended up going to a Starbucks since it was the only thing open on Sunday, and I made them get pumpkin spice lattes #basic