My girlfriend's dad offered to drive me to the airport Friday.
She was at work. He said "I have time."
I sat in the passenger seat. Laptop on my lap. Bag in the trunk.
He didn't say anything for 30 minutes.
Then: "What are you working on?"
"Trading. Open-source. Anyone can audit the code."
He kept driving. "So you code for free?"
"No sir. The code makes money."
"Sure it does."
I didn't argue. I turned the laptop.
One wallet I was tracking turned $2,400 into $36,800 in 15 days. Another flipped 262 trades with 87% winrate. One more pulled $9.7M in volume in five weeks.
He took the next exit. Pulled into a gas station. Killed the engine.
"That's... from a script?"
Exactly.
Then I showed him the repos. All free. All public.
First: https://t.co/klxt0tuTYF
86M+ trades on Polymarket. Every outcome since day one. Free to download.
Second: https://t.co/eqMxVwgjbK
Market making bot. Both sides of the book. Gas optimized. Google Sheets execution.
Third: https://t.co/bQMvvOusBJ
ML + heuristics. I fed 14,000 wallets into Claude. One prompt. 4 minutes. Found 47 traders with 70%+ winrate. Bot mirrors them with 60-second delay.
He went quiet for a long time.
Then: "How long have you been seeing my daughter?"
"Eleven months."
"And you're going to fly out for a weekend?"
"I'm going to fly out to do a client pitch."
He looked at me.
"For the trading code?"
"Yeah."
"Show me the pitch deck."
I opened it. He read it. Silently.
Then: "You should have told her mother. She worries. She checks your LinkedIn."
He started the car. Pulled back on the highway.
Then over his shoulder: "I'll tell her mother. You should have."
Try to trade: https://t.co/J31VlkBLhw
Fathers-in-law don't ask about the money. They ask why you didn't tell her mother. Then they offer to tell her for you.