Becky Leeson 💙💛

Amazon bestselling author, Twix enthusiast, horrible goose. Usually found attacking a keyboard. She/her #WritingCommunity

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Honey, I shrunk the magnums #shrinkflation

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I’ll do literally anything except write. I now know my foundation shade in 5 different brands I’ll probably never buy. #WritingCommunity

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Real talk: I can pay £20 for a return flight to Spain to spend the day on the beach.

But if I need to go to a funeral in the UK, I have to pay £150 for a day return and pray the rail service isn’t late/cancelled.

What the hell is going on?! @nationalrailenq @10DowningStreet

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@WrnrWrites My thoughts are with you at this dark time.

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Lioness? Suffragette?

Come on, Rishi. We want the Blobby line.

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Being rich is being able to buy the plant-based milk you actually want, and not the one on offer.

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For the record, I had a pint of white wine in Yeovil once cause they wouldn’t let us take the glass bottle outside. It was absolutely horrendous.

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No one:

Government:

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It should be illegal to blast music on public transport. No one, and I mean no one, needs to hear Wonderwall on the morning train. EVER.

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@TheAnaheraRebel Oh absolutely. This and the outfits! Nothing’s been the same since Christine’s fabulous gothic wedding.

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Hear me out: Selling Sunset, but every time they sit down at a restaurant for an argument they’re forced to sit through three agonising courses of the world’s most awkward dinner.

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Why oh why did @lasiguanas take the Blazing Bird off the menu? There goes my reason to visit.

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@RogerBayntun Haha, thanks Roger. I hope so! 🥰

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Me sitting down to write my stupid little book after a full day at work
#WritingCommunity

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Me when there’s no food in the house

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@Daniel_Aegan I don't think anyone is 😂

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Twitter used to be a magical place. When my short story got published and became an Amazon bestseller, you guys rallied around me like no one else. 💛

I’m just… not sure it’s worth it anymore.

If you’re in the “good place” 🧵🧵🧵I’d love to keep in touch. Drop your handles!

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@coda_cola_ Following! 💛