Professor Chronotis

There is nothing to be learned in a book that is not valuable. Slow down, have a cup of tea, turn the page. #DW #RP #Phoenix

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

See if you can find the sofa, it's probably under something. Tea?

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Good.

Ahem. Look. I suppose I ought to tell you that I was once a Time Lord, of, well. Some renown.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection I'd be surprised if anyone else wants a piece of Mr. Gently.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Of all people, you couldn't have picked a stranger one.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Ah, it was rather a long time ago now. For me, and it sounds like for you as well? Dirk Gently... [shaking his head, muttering something more under his breath, tsk.]

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Sorry, all out of coffee. [Pouring out a mug. It's pink, floral] ... Sugar?

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection ... Cup of tea? [Ah, the teapot is steaming gently.]

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Ah. [Fiddling with his tie, gaze on the floor.] We've met before.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh. You look like a Sasha.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Alright, it's Urban. Though some people call me Reg. [Pushing his glasses up his nose.] I really don't think you'd recognise me, Sasha.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Professor...

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

@doggeddetection Qqqqquite sure. You'd remember if so, I think... Professor Chronotis.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

How on earth did you—

Hm? Oh? Me? No.

[sasha valentina. here's my card . . . @doggeddetection]

long story, lad. hey, don't i know you ?

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

The missus part??

[sasha valentina. here's my card . . . @doggeddetection]

y' don't know 'before ' ? oof. and 'ere i was thinking cambridge was for nerds.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

The—— The *what*???

[sasha valentina. here's my card . . . @doggeddetection]

bugger.

tell him the missus called before y' see 'im, then.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

Oh. Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently... He hasn't studied here for... either a while, or not yet; always getting those two mixed up.

[sasha valentina. here's my card . . . @doggeddetection]

dirk gently. he owes me twenty quid.

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

....... Who?

[sasha valentina. here's my card . . . @doggeddetection]

. . . so you ( don't ) know where he is ?

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

Um, yes. Oh. Comes after 'N'.

[sasha valentina. here's my card . . . @doggeddetection]

oh ?

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

Ah, yes, hello dear— oh.

[sasha valentina. here's my card . . . @doggeddetection]

er, 'scuse me sir. ( 'scuse me ). aye, you. i'm lookin' fer a dirk gently. know where i can find 'im ?

[Professor Chronotis @bookytortoise]

*fixing his tie...*