Marcus "The Worm" Hicks

Guitarist for Cool & Good

[Marcus "The Worm" Hicks @boolandgood]

Getting friendzoned in the days of chivalrous courtship must have fucking sucked. Like you throw your hand tailored dress jacket onto a puddle for her to step over only to hear that she quite fancies your company but not as a suitor

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@ItsFlo you email me, incorrectly stating that you think other people may be living with me and driving my car, and my claims might be denied - then make me wait on hold for over an hour without ever getting to talk to a person to fix it? What a joke @GEICO you up? 👀

[Marcus "The Worm" Hicks @boolandgood]

It should be an immediately arrestable offense to do a joker impersonation for any reason, even in the privacy of your own home

[Marcus "The Worm" Hicks @boolandgood]

Whatever jackass said that being a mom is the hardest job in the world has never owned a Tamagotchi

[Marcus "The Worm" Hicks @boolandgood]

With the holidays nearly upon us, don't forget to email your entire extended family a Christmas JibJab

[Marcus "The Worm" Hicks @boolandgood]

Shit I lost count of how many times I've said "Beetlejuice" today.

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@bethesda I pirate all your games. Also, eat shit.

[Marcus "The Worm" Hicks @boolandgood]

If your friend tells you they collect stamps, be wary. That's not your friend, thats a deep undercover federal agent.

[Marcus "The Worm" Hicks @boolandgood]

@MoistCr1TiKaL you should really take a look at the Mick Gordon/Marty Stratton situation, more inexcusable treatment of creators in gaming

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Is it canon that Patrick Bateman and Jason Bateman are related

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@papa_sweg we were in the same class everyone called you fregley

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@elonmusk have you considered involving the Y-Knot Ladies in the twitter monetization plan

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my horny ass could never be a ghost hunter

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Sure, Halloween is a bit scary, but it's nothing compared to November 1st when I have to pay for rent and utilities

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I swear I bought my Ikea shark before it became a femboy thing

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wanna tweet shit about my boys but they're the only ones that read these

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If planet fitness is a judgement-free zone, if you die in one does your soul remain in purgatory?

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@Tommy_Pagany

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I'm usually against celebrities going to space for fun but I'm willing to make an exception if we can crowdfund shooting James Corden into a black hole